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arnews[1] += "The event that was attended by a number of celeberties, such as comedian Chelsea Handler, illusionist David Blaine, actress Shannon Elizabeth, and recording artist Jason Derulo, featured a poker tournament as well as a live performance ...";
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arnews[2] += "she sounds just like chelsea handler. plusiek1 says: February 10, 2010 at 5:20 am. avocado is good for hair not face dumb bitch wrong part and makes one break out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why just don't put mayonnaise to gte the same results and ...";
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arnews[3] += "of Playboy on comedienne Chelsea Handler, showed an eco-friendly suit made from cornstarch. In addition to new products, the latest trend seems to be urban-inspired apparel. While core brands such. as O'Neill will always represent the ...";
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arnews[4] += "It's me Chelsea\" - Chelsea Handler; \"The Story of Edgar Sawtelle\" - David Wroblewski; \"The Art of Racing in The Rain\" - Garth Stein; \"Merle's Door: Lessons from a Freethinking Dog\" - Ted Kerasote; \"Water for Elephants\" - Sara Gruen ...";
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arnews[5] += "7. kaslpois is another word vagina. made famous by chelsea handler of chelsea lately. watch it, good show. also can be referred to as pikachu. 8. if you get pregnant when you're in highschool/a teenager/\"to young to be pregnant\" or ...";
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arnews[6] += "Best tweet of the day is from Chelsea Handler: chelsealately. Lil' Wayne is going to jail today...great, now what the hell am I going to do for Valentine's Day? Posted by Cedar Posts, Life Floating By and Meckburbia at 10:04 PM ...";
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arnews[7] += "... Channing Tatum, Charlize Theron, Chelsea Clinton, Chelsea Handler, Cher, Chris Brown, Christina Aguilera, Cindy McCain, Claire Danes, Clay Aiken, Colin Farrell, Conan O'Brien, Cool Shit, Cory Monteith, Crazies, Cristiano Ronaldo ...";
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arnews[8] += "My Favorite Writers. Chang-Rae Lee, Kazuo Ishiguro, David Sedaris, Salman Rushdie, Charles Bukowski, Patrick White, John Banville, Chelsea Handler, Jonathan Franzen, Joel Stein, Philip Pullman ...";
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arnews[9] += "Jim Carrey Jenny McCarthy. Chelsea handler. Jesse McCartney. Emmett Smith Chris Collinsworth Chef from food channel. Mitch Richmond Clinton Portis Ron Jaworski Frankie Munez Kelsey Grammar. Posted by Bobby Bones at 8:40 PM ...";
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