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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://peoplemagazinedaily.com/?p=3179' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://peoplemagazinedaily.com/?p=3179',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0797e0a1cb0' name='a_4b0797e0a1cb0' >Oprah Announces Show's End; The Apocalypse Is Near | People  ...</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0797e0a1cb0').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "oprah <b>chris rock</b> hair funny Oprah announced Friday she is ending “The Oprah Winfrey Show” in Sept. 2011 at the conclusion of its 25th anniversary. Sarah Palin's visit on Monday hawking  her new book Going Rogue earned Oprah her highest ...";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://latest-tv.com/everybody-hates-chris/everybody-hates-chris-s04e06/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://latest-tv.com/everybody-hates-chris/everybody-hates-chris-s04e06/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0797e0a6acf' name='a_4b0797e0a6acf' >Everybody Hates Chris – S04E06 | Latest TV Shows and Series</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0797e0a6acf').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "Everybody Hates Chris S04E06 Quote: Motivated by his childhood experiences, Emmy Award-winner/actor/comedian <b>Chris Rock</b>, narrates this very hilarious &";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://rapidsharemoviezone.com/2009/11/everybody-hates-chris-s04e06/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://rapidsharemoviezone.com/2009/11/everybody-hates-chris-s04e06/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0797e0ab8ee' name='a_4b0797e0ab8ee' >Rapidshare Movie &amp; TV Zone » Everybody Hates Chris – S04E06</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0797e0ab8ee').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "Motivated by his childhood experiences, Emmy Award-winner/actor/comedian <b>Chris Rock</b>, narrates this very hilarious & touching story of a teenager growing up as the oldest of three children in Brooklyn, New York during the early 1980s. ...";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.janegoodwin.net/2009/11/21/quotation-saturday-stupidity/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.janegoodwin.net/2009/11/21/quotation-saturday-stupidity/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0797e0b0715' name='a_4b0797e0b0715' >Quotation Saturday: Stupidity — Scheiss Weekly</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0797e0b0715').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "<b>Chris Rock</b>. 33. In politics stupidity is not a handicap. —  Napoleon Bonaparte. 34. It is because nations tend towards stupidity and baseness that mankind moves so slowly; it is because individuals have a capacity for better things that ...";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://clutchmagonline.com/newsgossipinfo/keri-hilson-i-like/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://clutchmagonline.com/newsgossipinfo/keri-hilson-i-like/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0797e0b552f' name='a_4b0797e0b552f' >Keri Hilson “I Like” | Clutch Magazine: The Digital Magazine for  ...</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0797e0b552f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "By now most everyone has heard of the copyright infringement lawsuit filed by Filmmaker Regina Kimbell against <b>Chris Rock</b>/HBO, concerning… la-liv-life-seven-bar-lounge-on-november- ...";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://sleepwalking.mediaqu.com/2009/11/21/ricky-gervais-out-of-england-the-stand-up-special-divx-version-normal-quality-ipodiphone-version/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://sleepwalking.mediaqu.com/2009/11/21/ricky-gervais-out-of-england-the-stand-up-special-divx-version-normal-quality-ipodiphone-version/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0797e0ba34f' name='a_4b0797e0ba34f' >» Ricky Gervais: Out of England - The Stand-Up Special - DivX  ...</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0797e0ba34f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "Who will win the Emmy 4 Outstanding Variety, Music, or Comedy Special? Here are the nominees: \"Will Ferrell: You're Welcome America. A Final Night with George W. Bush\" (HBO) \"<b>Chris Rock</b>: Kill the Messenger\" (HBO) ...";
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arnews[6]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.ammogame.com/going-rogue-is-going-big' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.ammogame.com/going-rogue-is-going-big',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0797e0bf16e' name='a_4b0797e0bf16e' >&quot;Going Rogue&quot; is going big | Ammo Games</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0797e0bf16e').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[6] += "Movie Review: <b>Chris Rock's</b> `Good Hair' illuminates an old story with humor and insight. Let's hear it for the boys: Male performers kick off new season of `Dancing With the Stars'. New Dan Brown novel, 'The Lost Symbol,' tops 2 million ...";
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arnews[7]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://amirhafizi.blogspot.com/2009/11/not-by-hair-on-my-chinny-chin-chin.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://amirhafizi.blogspot.com/2009/11/not-by-hair-on-my-chinny-chin-chin.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0797e0c3f8e' name='a_4b0797e0c3f8e' >The Malay Male: Not by the Hair on My Chinny Chin Chin</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0797e0c3f8e').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[7] += "<b>Chris Rock</b> said it best. \"No one is liberal or conservative. There are things  I'm liberal about, and there are things I'm conservative about.\" Prostitution? I'm liberal. Communists and child porn? I'll be in a white hood and burning ...";
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arnews[8]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.dedicated-windows-hosting.com.cn/53/45/21/11/2584.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.dedicated-windows-hosting.com.cn/53/45/21/11/2584.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0797e0c8daf' name='a_4b0797e0c8daf' >Babes &amp; Babies: How They Influence and Impact Black Men  ...</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0797e0c8daf').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[8] += "In the movie I Think I Love My Wife, comedian  and actor <b>Chris Rock</b> plays a sexually deprived husband and loving father who develops a crush on an old college friend that he bumps into (played by Kerry Washington). ...";
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arnews[9]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/11/20/cya-watch-from-senate-democratic-staffers/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/11/20/cya-watch-from-senate-democratic-staffers/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0797e0cdbcf' name='a_4b0797e0cdbcf' >CYA Watch From Senate Democratic Staffers | Oliver Willis</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0797e0cdbcf').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[9] += "UPDATE: <b>Chris Rock</b> said it best. N***as always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A n***a will brag about some shit a normal man just does.  A n***a will say some shit like, “I take  care of my kids.” You're supposed to, ...";
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