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arnews[0] += "... Danny DeVito, Danny Gokey, Danny Granger, Danny Masterson, Daughtry, Dave Matthews, Dave Navarro, David Blaine, David Spade, David Williams, Dax Sheppard, Delta Goodrem, Demi Lavato, Demi Moore, Denise Richards, Derek Hough ...";
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arnews[1] += "... David Schwimmer (2), David Spade (8), David Tennant (8), Davy Jones (1), Dawn Fraser (1), Dax Shepard (5), Dayanara Torres (4), Daytime Emmy Awards (4), Dead Guys And The People That Love Them (1), Dead Kennedys (1) ...";
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arnews[2] += "Rob Schneider and David Spade are not. How quickly the media/paparazzi swarm celebrities. It is as though they appear out of no where. Case in point Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes arrived to only two photographers taking pictures of ...";
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arnews[3] += "Celebrity clients include: Rhianna, Britney Spears, Taylor Swift, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, David Spade and Katherine Heigl, Rob Morrow, Mariska Hargitay, Liev Schrieber, Michael McKean, Marisa Tomei, Matt Dillon, Gina Gershon, ...";
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arnews[4] += "... David Copperfield, David Duchovny, David Hasselhoff, David Lee Roth, David Letterman, David Spade, Dax Shepard, Deanna Hummel, Debbie Rowe, Debra Messing, Demi Lovato, Demi Moore, Denis Leary, Denise Richards, Denzel Washington ...";
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arnews[5] += "The scenes where Chris Farley and David Spade are trying to sell brake pads to customers are absolutely hysterical. I have played the scenes for sales personnel as gargantuan examples of how “not to sell”. ...";
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arnews[6] += "Tommy finds Charlie's address in the bag and heads to the fraternity house he calls home, where he drafts Charlie's friends Ernie (David Spade) and Steve (Todd Louiso) into finding him some replacement heads post-haste. ...";
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arnews[7] += "(For those not familiar with comedy acts from the 1930's, they comparable to Chris Farley and David Spade ). While Taggart is an all business, no nonsense type of guy, Rosewood is a dim witted, loveable screw-up. ...";
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arnews[8] += "More and more, it seems, breaking celebrity news site TMZ has been tracking down stand-up comedians (Ron White, David Spade, Carrot Top, Andy Dick). Not that we're totally into gossip and applying it to our favorite comics, ...";
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arnews[9] += "These were the good years, with Adam Sandler, David Spade and Chris Farley. I could only find our favorite skit in one place, so you'll have to follow the link to see it, but Tiff and I had this whole thing memorized and even made a fan ...";
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