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arnews[0] += "... often times somewhere between a drunken, slutty Southern prom queen from the late nineties and an obnoxiously newly wealthy Long Island housewife from the 80s (I guess the easier way of saying that is: Fran Drescher in The Nanny). ...";
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arnews[1] += "To say there's “noise” in this space is like calling Fran Drescher “slightly irritating.” Google promises to help users filter it by using algorithms like the ones used for search engines to determine what's relevant and what's not. ...";
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arnews[2] += "I do NOT sound like Fran Drescher. Not much anyway. Anyway, it occured to me that I am part Southern- my father's family is as Sicilian as they come. I always felt I grew up with the best of both Italian worlds having a Sicilian and a ...";
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arnews[3] += "... Ford Motor Company (1), Four For Friday (151), FOX (1), Foxy Brown (3), Fraggle Rock (1), Fran Drescher (3), Frances Bean Cobain (10), Frank McCourt (1), Fred Armisen (1), Fred Durst (4), Freddie Prinze Jr. (5), Freddie Stroma (1) ...";
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arnews[4] += "Betty White; Gene Hackman (because he's in everything); Mrs. Butterworth; Winnie Cooper from Wonder Years; Fran Drescher; C3P0; Madeline Albright; Paul Pfeiffer from Wonder Years; All of Tiger's mistresses; The blue chick from Avatar ...";
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arnews[5] += "Fran Drescher and Ciara attend the 12th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women at Times Square on May 2nd in New York City. Talk about more interesting stories on the Black Voices Living & Loving Boards! Michael Loccisano, Getty Images ...";
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arnews[7] += "A very young Fran Drescher is glorious hot as Pamela Finklestein, outshining Victoria Jackson (Teri), whose whiny grunt is a debit in the film. Michael Richards steals the note hands down as Stanley. Kevin McCarthy does Fletcher as that ...";
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arnews[8] += "Sounding a lot like a congested Fran Drescher, early on as a Granddawta I learned from Grandma Emma how to 'berl erl' before frying eggplant. Largely forgiving of 'tawking' mispronunciations, my wide berth excludes only 'birfdays,' ...";
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arnews[9] += "It started with: “Do you, Gilbert Gottfried, take this woman, Fran Drescher, to be your lawfully wedded wife?” …just woke up from a moment of delirium to find myself kissing the hula girl tattoo on the bicep of the bar's bouncer… again! ...";
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