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arnews[0] += "Anonymous says: 09.02.2010 at 10:00 pm. water – h2o. Ken Jennings says: 09.02.2010 at 10:11 pm. What is Haiti? Anonymous says: 09.02.2010 at 10:14 pm. aww. IjustotfuckedbySG says: 09.02.2010 at 10:28 pm. Zombie Apocalypse? ...";
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arnews[1] += "Do you know who that is? Right. Nobody does. He's the guy who had the home run record before Babe Ruth came along.\" -Tom Walsh, of Washington D.C. (He held the record for \"Jeopardy\" winnings until Ken Jennings of SLC broke it.) ...";
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arnews[2] += "KEN JENNINGS: Confessions of a Trivial Mind BLOG. February 8, 2010. Liveblogging the Super Bowl, 18 hours late. Does Abe Vigoda do his own stunts? ... Posted by Ken at 12:12 pm. © 2006 Ken Jennings. Contact | Site Policies | Site Map.";
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arnews[3] += "I don't know if there's an etiquette book to cover this scenario, but–to tide you over until Miss Manners weighs in–here are some Ken Jennings-approved suggestions on how to handle it. If you are the twin, wear a disguise. ...";
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arnews[4] += "Question. (Dwight Shrute voice off.) You often see claims that smell is the sense most closely related to memory. This is received wisdom, never challenged. Is it actually true? Is there experimental data to show that smell relates to ...";
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arnews[5] += "THIS WEEK'S QUESTIONS 1. An expert in \"areology\" studies the minerals and landforms located where? a guess - Mars (isn't Ares the Greek god of war just as Mars was the Roman god of war?) 2. According to the song, when it's \"Springtime ...";
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arnews[6] += "I am a huge fan of Beatles Rock Band, which we got for our Wii at Christmas. I was at best a mild fan of the other Rock Band games: those games, it turns out, are for people who grew up miming hair-band guitar solos on their tennis ...";
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arnews[7] += "Lovett, Edmund Lyndeck as Judge Turpin, and Ken Jennings as Tobias Ragg. Well, you can also add to this list Cris Groenendaal and Betsy Joslyn, who play the young lovers Anthony Hope and Johanna, since they were members of the original ...";
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arnews[8] += "I learned two things while re-watching All the President's Men on DVD the other night: Director Alan Pakula pronounces his last name “puh-KOO-luh.” Embarrassingly, I'd been pronouncing it to rhyme with “Dracula” my whole life. ...";
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arnews[9] += "This just happened like 45 seconds ago. Me: Hey, did you see JD Salinger died? Mindy (not looking up): Oh, he did? Me: So did that midget lady from Poltergeist. Mindy (suddenly interested): Wait, really?";
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