var arnews = new Array(13);
totcount = 10;
rnd = 0;
document.title=document.title+ " ";
arnews[0]="
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arnews[0] += "Funny pictures, funny videos, flash games and funny movies.";
arnews[0] += "
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arnews[1]="
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arnews[1] += "So I don't get up early to run while Mr. T and T Junior snooze on Saturdays. I snooze, too. And then I have to make a decision about what to do during T Junior's nap, which happens around 10. Do I run for an hour? ...";
arnews[1] += "
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arnews[2]="
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arnews[2] += "This cereal was just called \"Mr. T\"... not even \"Mr. T Cereal\" or anything. It consisted of crispy corn, shaped in the letter T. And nothing else. It's like getting the worst box of Alpha-Bits ever. And to add insult to nostalgic injury ...";
arnews[2] += "
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arnews[3]="
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arnews[3] += "Hypo_Luxa: Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.Hypo_Luxa: Mr. T's hair style is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the exact location of any fool in the universe. His gold chains can then transmit pity ...";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "Tor-Cha Riffs DOUBLE FEATURE: “Mr. T” and “Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos”. location: Karate Kicking a punching bag. mood: nostalgic. music: \"The A-Team\" Theme. One pities fools and the other is... Chuck Norris. ...";
arnews[4] += "
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arnews[5]="
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arnews[5] += "He was promotional director for major recording artists including Lionel Ritchie and the Commodores, Prince, Michael Jackson, Mr. T, and Isaac Hayes. He was chairman for the Martin Luther King Holiday campaign and it was through this ...";
arnews[5] += "
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arnews[6]="
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arnews[6] += "Mr T takes one final glance at Miss M. guilty of what he has apparently done without his prior knowledge. Not only the guilt has consumed him, but the feeling of disgust surrounds his mind. He looks down at this own palms...only seeing ...";
arnews[6] += "
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arnews[7]="
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arnews[7] += "After the break, Mr. T comes back to make fools play Wolrd of Warcraft. Then it's Paparazzi Punch-Out. Next, Cranky Kong was a jerk. Followed by an ode to Peppy from Star Fox. Then check out the great Mega Man 2 cover by Jam Project. ...";
arnews[7] += "
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arnews[8]="
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arnews[8] += "New viral campaign from Blizzard will see an explosion of activity.";
arnews[8] += "
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arnews[9]="
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arnews[9] += "Mr. T is making World of Warcraft commercials again; thankfully, this new commercial is funny, too. As a promotional tool, players can find 'Mohawk grenades' in game. When these grenades are thrown at other players, it turns them into ...";
arnews[9] += "
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totcount = 10;
if (rnd) {
for (x=0;x<=100;x++) {
y=Math.round(Math.random()*totcount-0.5);
z=x%totcount;
tval=arnews[y];
arnews[y] = arnews[z];
arnews[z] = tval;
}
}
for (x=0;x<=(totcount-1);x++) {
document.write(arnews[x]);
if (x != (totcount-1) ) document.write("
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document.write("");document.write("");