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arnews[1] += "But home poker games shouldn't just be about winning: they're about stripping your opponents bare without their ever suspecting a thing. Teaming up with Mickey Lynn, Penn Jillette gives a home poker player everything he needs to know in ...";
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arnews[2] += "If you are a fan of the opinion of Penn Jillette, then do we have the DVD release for you. Penn Says: Religion compiles the 115 minutes of the.";
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arnews[3] += "If you are a fan of the opinion of Penn Jillette, then do we have the DVD release for you. Penn Says: Religion compiles the 115 minutes of the magician's rants about God, Jesus, those who are fans of the previous two, magic underwear ...";
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arnews[4] += "... David Hyde Pierce, Richard Dean Anderson, Buzz Aldrin, Liam Neeson, Mickey Rooney, Bob Denver, Isabella Rossellini, Markéta Irglová, James L. Brooks, Travis Barker, Jodie Foster, Teller , Penn Jillette, Betty White, Simon Cowell, ...";
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arnews[5] += "Wish I had the balls to do that kind of stuff. Reply. vote up vote down Report 2 hearts. JC Denton @ Feb 9th 2010 11:15AM. the video debut of Michael Moore and Penn Jillette's lovechild. Reply. vote up vote down Report 2 hearts ...";
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arnews[6] += "Instamonkey: Penn Jillette on Obama and Vegas. Mon, 02/08/2010 - 22:16 — Ben. Barack Obama made a joke the other day -- again -- about blowing money in Las Vegas. Harry Reid just about died. The savvy ex-mob lawyer Oscar Goodman -- who ...";
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arnews[7] += "And now the Mighty Penn Jillette weighs in at CNN: Who cares about a magician losing money? Not even me. I'll be fine. My children will go to college if they want. But, when people cancel trips to Vegas, I'm not the one who gets laid ...";
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arnews[8] += "Originally Posted by Penn Jillette. Whatever you do don't read the bible from moral code... It advocates prejudice, cruelty, superstition and murder. Read it because... we need more atheists, and nothing will get you there faster than ...";
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arnews[9] += "Penn Jillette: Obama's 'stupid' jab at Vegas. President Obama made a couple of stupid little jokes about Vegas. He uses our Las Vegas as a symbol. Everyone knows what Vegas means. Doc Pomus wrote \"Viva Las Vegas\" for Elvis years before ...";
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