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arnews[0] += "The Sarah Silverman Program: Season 2 Part 2 – Sarah Silverman's sitcom had a pretty strong season 3 premiere last week, and the rest of season 2 is (finally) out this week, so there's enough Silverman material for you to figuratively ...";
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arnews[1] += "Moving on, but not too far, Sarah Silverman, despite being a mostly kick-ass stand-up comedienne, seems to have some issues with her ex, Jimmy Kimmel, because he never told her she was pretty. What?!? Having every reasonably cool and ...";
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arnews[2] += "So, Sarah Silverman is basically my Everest. I know that most dudes don't get the allure, but she's 100 percent my steez. She's Jewish (I'm not Jewish but I really, really, really like the Heeb girls. Almost to the point of a fetish, ...";
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arnews[3] += "Sarah Silverman Program: Season Two, Vol. 2 ~ Sarah Silverman (DVD). Sliders: The Third & Fourth Seasons ~ Jerry O'Connell, John Rhys-Davies (Blu-ray and DVD). Stargate SG-U: 1.0 ~ Robert Carlyle, Justin Louis, (Blu-ray and DVD) ...";
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arnews[4] += "Cancion interpretada por Sarah Silverman a su novio Jimmy Kimmel, en el aniversario de su show.";
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arnews[5] += "SPIKE is airing a Muhammed Ali documentary. Sarah Silverman is on the cover of Page Six Magazine. Speaking of Sarah Silverman, here she is talking to.";
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arnews[6] += "Sarah Silverman unleashes the rage of a thousand indignant female fans on an ex-boyfriend. Brangelina sues News of the World for the break-up rumour. I hereby nominate Kevin Federline to date Kate Gosselin. Tuesday gossip just wants to ...";
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arnews[7] += "Sarah Silverman is on the cover Page Six Magazine's forthcoming issue, inside the New York Post. On life after breaking up with longtime love Jimmy Kimmel: “This was the weirdest time being single. I've always had long relationships, ...";
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arnews[8] += "One of my best buddies, Denver's own Matt Kailey, has joined up with the likes of Chelsea Handler, Tony Kushner, Melissa Etheridge, Sarah Silverman, Neil Patrick Harris, Alison Bechdel, and Molly Ringwald as part of the second ...";
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arnews[9] += "SwagDog.com has I'm Fucking Matt Damon shirts! http://www.swagdog. com/youtube Sarah Silverman's hilarious.";
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