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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FunnyAneurysmMoment/Others' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FunnyAneurysmMoment/Others',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b72a6617f9d0' name='a_4b72a6617f9d0' >Others - Television Tropes &amp; Idioms</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b72a6617f9d0').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "On the Seth Rogen/Phoenix episode from season 34, <b>Seth Meyers</b> (the Weekend Update anchor) did a report on how during Michael Jackson's summer world tour, he would bring his son onstage, who would be accompanied by a police officer who ...";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://drseth.blogspot.com/2010/02/how-to-cope-with-break-up-breaking-up_09.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://drseth.blogspot.com/2010/02/how-to-cope-with-break-up-breaking-up_09.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b72a661847ef' name='a_4b72a661847ef' >Dr. Seth: Relationship Advice...&amp; More: How to Cope with a Break  ...</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b72a661847ef').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "Dr. <b>Seth Meyers</b>, Relationship Expert and Los Angeles Licensed Clinical Psychologist,  has been featured on television and radio, and in national magazines. This site offers tips and reflections to improve your personal life. ...";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/?p=59467' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/?p=59467',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b72a6618960f' name='a_4b72a6618960f' >San Francisco Sentinel » Blog Archives » STRANGE de JIM'S ZINGERS  ...</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b72a6618960f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "<b>Seth Meyers</b>: \"Toyota said owners should stop driving their cars. The owners said, 'We're trying.'\" \"The drunkest city in the country is Fresno. How drunk is it? Its real name is Frenzo.\" \"As they say on 'Jersey Shore,' 'If it ain't ...";
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arnews[3] += "Drunken Frenzo. How horrible is your city when <b>Seth Meyers</b> is making fun of it? Video Recaps Full Episodes Webisodes. Posted by K&MSilva at 2:48 PM. 0 comments: Post a Comment � Older Post Home. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) ...";
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arnews[4] += "<b>Seth Meyers</b> is a total hottie! Get'em girl! Glad you had a good day. =). Amanda Blog and Kiss Says: February 10, 2010 at 8:35 am | Reply. But I totally can't flirt with him anymore now that I know he's a somebody. ...";
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arnews[5] += "It was featured in Saturday Night Live by <b>Seth Meyers</b>.. Claud Williams. wow. smilingbluedog. This is an amazing story, with  a happy ending! What a lucky guy! carlobal. Glad he had good batteries. facebook-700913731. What an idiot. ...";
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arnews[6] += "Perhaps even better, they could have Pierce (Chevy Chase) on Community get hired as a broadcaster for a college news program, only to be forced to work with <b>Seth  Meyers</b>. In the end, only one anchor can win! What guest spots would you ...";
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arnews[7] += "shags: Oh... my takeaway from the SNL thing was that I love <b>Seth Meyers</b>. Is that not right? Posted by shags | February 2, 2010 8:06 PM. Ian Brill: Sean, I remember you writing a review of the LOCAS  hardcover in TCJ where you found ...";
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arnews[8] += "\"You know that a play adapted from the diary of a teenage girl growing up in 1970s San Francisco is going to have some weird shit,\" said \"Saturday Night Live's\" <b>Seth Meyers</b> as he wrapped up a stand-up set consisting of \"Weekend Update\" ...";
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arnews[9] += "I was like, “holy shit, that's <b>Seth Meyers</b>. He's funny.” about 20 seconds pass and I hear “Hi [so and so], sorry I'm late.” <b>Seth Meyers</b> is now sitting at the table next to me. He came to have some business meeting with some blonde lady, ...";
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