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arnews[1] += "Jonathan Safran Foer, author of Eating Animals, appeared on The Colbert Report Monday night to discuss factory farming in the U.S. In typical Stephen Colbert style, he was able to poke fun at the ideas all while letting Safran Foer get ...";
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arnews[2] += "February 5, 2010 -- Henry Louis Gates Jr. Joins Stephen Colbert To Discuss His New PBS Series, “Faces Of America.” January 28, 2010 -- Stephen Colbert Makes Fun Of Fox News' Coverage Of James O'Keefe's Arrest. ...";
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arnews[3] += "We all make mistakes. Sometimes we guess Self Potato on Wheel of Fortune. Sometimes we think it's okay to end a sentence with a pound symbol. And.";
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arnews[4] += "Colbert has fine words for Sarah Palin, who defended Rush Limbaugh's use of the word \"retard\" after attacking an Obama aide for the same offense. Stephen Colbert has fine words for former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who defended Rush ...";
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arnews[5] += "Stephen Colbert: \"Sarah Palin Is a F**cking Retard\". \"Sarah Palin knows that it's okay to call someone a retard if like rush you clearly don't mean it which is why we should all come to her defense and say: Sarah Palin is a fucking ...";
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arnews[6] += "Using Sarah Palin's defense of Rush Limbaugh against her, last night Stephen Colbert proudly pronounced that \"Sarah Palin is a f--king retard.\" How did all this come about? Well, it all started with Rahm Emanuel's use of the word ...";
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arnews[7] += "Stephen Colbert, whose deadpan punditry on Comedy Central has become a force of nature, has an honest appreciation for speedskating. No joke. He is not, he insists, enamored of big-thighed men whose muscles bulge through body-hugging ...";
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arnews[8] += "Stephen Colbert is not only a great comedian; he is also a great Olympic supporter. And this year you will find him cheering on the U.S. Speed Skating Team at the 2010 Winter Olympics more than any other athletes. ...";
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arnews[9] += "Colbert drops the 'R' Bomb. Last year Paul Henry got dragged through the media by calling Susan Boyle a 'Retard', well Mr. Henry your name was cleared last night by Stephen Colbert...and play! ...";
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