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The Shortlist for Feb. 10
Wonderwall (satire)
(The Superficial) Bruce Willis randomly announces that he pees so often he worries people think his multiple bathroom trips mean he has a drug problem . ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:41:35 GMT+00:00"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="Rent Celebrity Caribbean Homes From Richard Branson, Mick Jagger and Bruce Willis - Caribbean Travel News
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Rent Celebrity Caribbean Homes From Richard Branson, Mick Jagger and Bruce Willis
Caribbean Travel News
Bruce Willis's oceanfront property in Turks and Caicos features a five-bedroom main house, two – three bedroom guest villas, a gigantic pool and volleyball ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:17:23 GMT+00:00"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Why would Anyone want to be a Celebrity? Actress, Kim Coles and Actor, John ... - NewsReleaseWire.com (press release)
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Why would Anyone want to be a Celebrity? Actress, Kim Coles and Actor, John ...
NewsReleaseWire.com (press release)
Some of which include; Die Hard 2: Die Harder with Bruce Willis, Lock Up with Sylvester Stallone, The West Wing, Men In Trees, My Name Is Earl. ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:05:24 GMT+00:00"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Movie Set Action Sequence Prompts Calls To Police - CityNews
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Movie Set Action Sequence Prompts Calls To Police
CityNews
The filming of a movie starring Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman and Helen Mirren prompted several calls to police Tuesday night. An action sequence shot near ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:35:50 GMT+00:00"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="A stammerer's second life - The Guardian
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A stammerer's second life
The Guardian
Stammerers have included characters as diverse as Winston Churchill, Bruce Willis, Robert Peston and Ed Balls. Around one in a hundred people is affected by ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:00:27 GMT+00:00"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="B-Sides -- A confused Bruce Willis and Star Wars Valentines - Asylum
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B-Sides -- A confused Bruce Willis and Star Wars Valentines
Asylum
So, Valentine's Day is coming up. Sure, you might have noticed already, what with the giant advertising slogans plastered all over the ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:07:14 GMT+00:00"; arnews[5] += "
"; arnews[6]="COLUMN: Bruce Willis on how to die hard with a vengeance - Twin Falls Times-News
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COLUMN: Bruce Willis on how to die hard with a vengeance
Twin Falls Times-News
Inside, Willis — who can probably see wolves wandering the ridge above his home ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:23:00 GMT+00:00"; arnews[6] += "
"; arnews[7]="Mascot wars - Wilkes Barre Times-Leader
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Wilkes Barre Times-Leader

Mascot wars
Wilkes Barre Times-Leader
Think of it as the end of the movie “Armageddon” if Bruce Willis wasn't such a selfless hero. The third matchup is between the Lakeland Chiefs and the ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:20:21 GMT+00:00"; arnews[7] += "
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