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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.computerworld.com%2F15134%2Fgoogles_chrome_os_will_make_a_good_second_computer&amp;usg=AFQjCNF8BBuj3MSRo1-YZ8m4ZL7xJrnnvA' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.computerworld.com%2F15134%2Fgoogles_chrome_os_will_make_a_good_second_computer&amp;usg=AFQjCNF8BBuj3MSRo1-YZ8m4ZL7xJrnnvA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b091178ae00c' name='a_4b091178ae00c' >Google's Chrome OS will make a good 'second computer' - Computerworld</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b091178ae00c').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.computerworld.com%2F15134%2Fgoogles_chrome_os_will_make_a_good_second_computer&amp;usg=AFQjCNF8BBuj3MSRo1-YZ8m4ZL7xJrnnvA\"><b>Google&#39;s Chrome OS will make a good &#39;second computer&#39;</b></a><br /><b>Computerworld</b><br />If you spend time on your computer, as lots of us do, every optimization saves us lots of time and money It reminds me of the <b>Chris Rock</b> sketch where he <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dMzyLQCocNmGkgM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:43:57 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guardian.co.uk%2Fcommentisfree%2F2009%2Fnov%2F22%2Fbarbara-ellen-comedy&amp;usg=AFQjCNFyjfobwpPGxq0f9d1VUAdsnMf9rg' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guardian.co.uk%2Fcommentisfree%2F2009%2Fnov%2F22%2Fbarbara-ellen-comedy&amp;usg=AFQjCNFyjfobwpPGxq0f9d1VUAdsnMf9rg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b091178b7c45' name='a_4b091178b7c45' >Comedians are no laughing matter today - guardian.co.uk</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b091178b7c45').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guardian.co.uk%2Fcommentisfree%2F2009%2Fnov%2F22%2Fbarbara-ellen-comedy&amp;usg=AFQjCNFyjfobwpPGxq0f9d1VUAdsnMf9rg\"><b>Comedians are no laughing matter today</b></a><br /><b>guardian.co.uk</b><br />When the likes of Richard Pryor and <b>Chris Rock</b> went into TV and movies, they didn&#39;t hang on to their edgy stage personas. Likewise, the brilliant Larry <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=diWq4f_mEZyavNM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:05:45 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.newsok.com%2Fbamsblog%2F2009%2F11%2F21%2Frascal-flatts-to-perform-free-west-virigina-show-today-for-jamie-olivers-tv-show%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNEZ291qznr7rOngHBNty0AHSL3bQw' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.newsok.com%2Fbamsblog%2F2009%2F11%2F21%2Frascal-flatts-to-perform-free-west-virigina-show-today-for-jamie-olivers-tv-show%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNEZ291qznr7rOngHBNty0AHSL3bQw',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b091178bca62' name='a_4b091178bca62' >Entertainment blogging from The Oklahoman's Brandy McDonnell - NewsOK.com</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b091178bca62').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.newsok.com%2Fbamsblog%2F2009%2F11%2F21%2Frascal-flatts-to-perform-free-west-virigina-show-today-for-jamie-olivers-tv-show%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNEZ291qznr7rOngHBNty0AHSL3bQw\"><b>Entertainment blogging from The Oklahoman&#39;s Brandy McDonnell</b></a><br /><b>NewsOK.com</b><br />At BAM&#39;s Blog, the motto is &quot;covering everything that&#39;s entertaining,&quot; from movies and music to television and the arts. I try to keep it fun and just <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dN_mAmcB9Jv5RYM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:18:33 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gloucestertimes.com%2Fpunews%2Flocal_story_324234626.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNGvtzhG2biDrfDPGwwV5tIDxFob7w' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gloucestertimes.com%2Fpunews%2Flocal_story_324234626.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNGvtzhG2biDrfDPGwwV5tIDxFob7w',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b091178c3f8f' name='a_4b091178c3f8f' >Cove and lake star in trailer for Hollywood film - Gloucester Daily Times</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b091178c3f8f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gloucestertimes.com%2Fpunews%2Flocal_story_324234626.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNGvtzhG2biDrfDPGwwV5tIDxFob7w\"><b>Cove and lake star in trailer for Hollywood film</b></a><br /><b>Gloucester Daily Times</b><br />&quot;Grown Ups&quot;, starring Sandler, Kevin James, <b>Chris Rock</b>, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Salma Hayek and others, is a comedy about five friends and former <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dzrF7Np-YAG8q8M\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:36:02 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpeoplemagazinedaily.com%2F%3Fp%3D3179&amp;usg=AFQjCNEp10c2A20sfterNbcCni9txOAKIw' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpeoplemagazinedaily.com%2F%3Fp%3D3179&amp;usg=AFQjCNEp10c2A20sfterNbcCni9txOAKIw',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b091178c8db6' name='a_4b091178c8db6' >Oprah Announces Show's End; The Apocalypse Is Near - PeopleMagazineDaily.com</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b091178c8db6').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpeoplemagazinedaily.com%2F%3Fp%3D3179&amp;usg=AFQjCNEp10c2A20sfterNbcCni9txOAKIw',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />PeopleMagazineDaily.com</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpeoplemagazinedaily.com%2F%3Fp%3D3179&amp;usg=AFQjCNEp10c2A20sfterNbcCni9txOAKIw\"><b>Oprah Announces Show&#39;s End; The Apocalypse Is Near</b></a><br /><b>PeopleMagazineDaily.com</b><br />The photo is a recent screenshot of Oprah with <b>Chris Rock</b> proving her hair is real. This entry was posted on Saturday, November 21st, 2009 at 1:36 am and is <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dkEBqDTnLI1bgUM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:39:03 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.denverpost.com%2Fheadlines%2Fci_13834951&amp;usg=AFQjCNHPhhggUdxZ0UVdgYWrQdJ2f8PS2A' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.denverpost.com%2Fheadlines%2Fci_13834951&amp;usg=AFQjCNHPhhggUdxZ0UVdgYWrQdJ2f8PS2A',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b091178cdbd0' name='a_4b091178cdbd0' >Fair trade and the human hair business - Denver Post</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b091178cdbd0').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.denverpost.com%2Fheadlines%2Fci_13834951&amp;usg=AFQjCNHPhhggUdxZ0UVdgYWrQdJ2f8PS2A\"><b>Fair trade and the human hair business</b></a><br /><b>Denver Post</b><br />Yet lurking in the cauldron of comedy and controversy stirred by <b>Chris Rock</b>, who wrote and produced the film with author/screenwriter Nelson George, <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=d5vVilYCPx0fDKM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:10:38 GMT+00:00</i>";
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