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Community Round-up: schnibl0r, Norris and Seagal All in One Basket
PokerStrategy.com (blog)
One of our Community members was crazy enough this week to ask who do you favour, Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal? Read on more about it at your own risk, ...

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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:24:01 GMT+00:00"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="Iran to hold air defense war games to protect its nuclear facilities - Gaea Times
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Iran to hold air defense war games to protect its nuclear facilities
Gaea Times
(Guy who keeps forgetting which President is which) jzorich There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. ...

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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:18:50 GMT+00:00"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Snipes Appeals Tax Convictions - Gaea Times
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Snipes Appeals Tax Convictions
Gaea Times
LMAO Zach_and_White If both chuck Norris and Wesley snipes agree on something it has to be right....right? (38) djfireman Alright so my homies & I were ...

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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:53:43 GMT+00:00"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Boston U. 71, Indiana 67. - The Crimson Quarry (blog)
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Boston U. 71, Indiana 67.
The Crimson Quarry (blog)
I hate KS for what he did to this program. Want to be a blood donor? Insult Chuck Norris. by Ditkavsworld on Nov 21, 2009 12:40 AM EST reply actions 0 recs.

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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:14:48 GMT+00:00"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Vander Plaats Campaign: Norris event shows campaign's broader appeal - IowaPolitics.com (press release)
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Vander Plaats Campaign: Norris event shows campaign's broader appeal
IowaPolitics.com (press release)
NAVASOTA, Texas – Sioux City businessman Bob Vander Plaats said today that the support of actor Chuck Norris and his wife Gena provide his campaign with a ...

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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:59:04 GMT+00:00"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="Twilight Saga: New Moon Sets Midnight Opening Box Office Record - Dread Central
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Twilight Saga: New Moon Sets Midnight Opening Box Office Record
Dread Central
Bring scissors and construction paper and make paper vampires. Create new Chuck Norris statements. Example: If Chuck Norris were in Twilight, he would punch ...

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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:07:08 GMT+00:00"; arnews[5] += "
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