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document.title=document.title+ " - "Craig+Ferguson"  - Google News";
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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sanfranciscosentinel.com%2F%3Fp%3D49667&amp;usg=AFQjCNHSUeQi9rOOCdfDsMnF0tBQ6_f8tg' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sanfranciscosentinel.com%2F%3Fp%3D49667&amp;usg=AFQjCNHSUeQi9rOOCdfDsMnF0tBQ6_f8tg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08b4466732f' name='a_4b08b4466732f' >STRANGE de JIM'S ZINGERS COLLECTION - NOVEMBER 20 2009 - SanFranciscoSentinel.com</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08b4466732f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sanfranciscosentinel.com%2F%3Fp%3D49667&amp;usg=AFQjCNHSUeQi9rOOCdfDsMnF0tBQ6_f8tg\"><b>STRANGE de JIM&#39;S ZINGERS COLLECTION - NOVEMBER 20 2009</b></a><br /><b>SanFranciscoSentinel.com</b><br /><b>Craig Ferguson</b>: &quot;Oprah&#39;s quitting in 2011, so now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012. Now the most powerful woman on TV will be Ryan <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dPLucpn3S6hw3UM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:23:05 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fohmygov.com%2Fblogs%2Fgeneral_news%2Farchive%2F2009%2F11%2F21%2Fthe-week-s-10-best-political-jokes-november-20-2009.aspx&amp;usg=AFQjCNFymfp0p6mUOto9RmQUdmB8-yziJA' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fohmygov.com%2Fblogs%2Fgeneral_news%2Farchive%2F2009%2F11%2F21%2Fthe-week-s-10-best-political-jokes-november-20-2009.aspx&amp;usg=AFQjCNFymfp0p6mUOto9RmQUdmB8-yziJA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08b44670f79' name='a_4b08b44670f79' >The week's 10 best political jokes — November 20, 2009 - OhMyGov!</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08b44670f79').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fohmygov.com%2Fblogs%2Fgeneral_news%2Farchive%2F2009%2F11%2F21%2Fthe-week-s-10-best-political-jokes-november-20-2009.aspx&amp;usg=AFQjCNFymfp0p6mUOto9RmQUdmB8-yziJA\"><b>The week&#39;s 10 best political jokes — November 20, 2009</b></a><br /><b>OhMyGov!</b><br />-<b>Craig Ferguson</b> 2. &quot;President Obama arrived in China yesterday. And to foster the spirit of good will, he wore the traditional clothes made by the children <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=d6JfUB1RZ5BKMWM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:25:43 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.winnipegfreepress.com%2Fentertainment%2Fbooks%2Fon-a-scale-of-10-its-ferguson-over-shaffer-70689557.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNFp7bHvvLIRMNAjHm0Z3dsCGFoHPA' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.winnipegfreepress.com%2Fentertainment%2Fbooks%2Fon-a-scale-of-10-its-ferguson-over-shaffer-70689557.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNFp7bHvvLIRMNAjHm0Z3dsCGFoHPA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08b44675d8e' name='a_4b08b44675d8e' >On a scale of 10, it's Ferguson over Shaffer - Winnipeg Free Press</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08b44675d8e').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.winnipegfreepress.com%2Fentertainment%2Fbooks%2Fon-a-scale-of-10-its-ferguson-over-shaffer-70689557.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNFp7bHvvLIRMNAjHm0Z3dsCGFoHPA\"><b>On a scale of 10, it&#39;s Ferguson over Shaffer</b></a><br /><b>Winnipeg Free Press</b><br />(HARAZ N. GHANBARI / ASSOCIATED PRESS ARCHIVES) By <b>Craig Ferguson</b> By Paul Shaffer with David Ritz Talk show host <b>Craig Ferguson</b> and bandleader Paul Shaffer <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dcBglYzOr9eaTtM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:45:04 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sanfranciscosentinel.com%2F%3Fp%3D49589&amp;usg=AFQjCNFPCu1_cc4W5EkCqdVAg-9e18L1Dw' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sanfranciscosentinel.com%2F%3Fp%3D49589&amp;usg=AFQjCNFPCu1_cc4W5EkCqdVAg-9e18L1Dw',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08b4467d2c2' name='a_4b08b4467d2c2' >STRANGE de JIM'S ZINGERS COLLECTION - NOVEMBER 19 2009 - SanFranciscoSentinel.com</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08b4467d2c2').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sanfranciscosentinel.com%2F%3Fp%3D49589&amp;usg=AFQjCNFPCu1_cc4W5EkCqdVAg-9e18L1Dw\"><b>STRANGE de JIM&#39;S ZINGERS COLLECTION - NOVEMBER 19 2009</b></a><br /><b>SanFranciscoSentinel.com</b><br /><b>Craig Ferguson</b>: &quot;There&#39;s a new spray to close down a man&#39;s arousal. It&#39;s called Your Grandmother&#39;s Perfume.&quot; &quot;&#39;Right Up My Alley&#39; is a new porn musical I&#39;ll <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dpBVKzYek6b-AQM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:13:09 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wickedlocal.com%2Fmarion%2Ffun%2Fentertainment%2Fx1945261568%2FComedian-Paula-Poundstone-to-bring-insightful-humor-to-Zeiterion&amp;usg=AFQjCNFdc8MouL_DPQI7YjsrEAkWbGFSwA' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wickedlocal.com%2Fmarion%2Ffun%2Fentertainment%2Fx1945261568%2FComedian-Paula-Poundstone-to-bring-insightful-humor-to-Zeiterion&amp;usg=AFQjCNFdc8MouL_DPQI7YjsrEAkWbGFSwA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08b446820e1' name='a_4b08b446820e1' >Comedian Paula Poundstone to bring insightful humor to Zeiterion - Wicked Local Marion</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08b446820e1').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wickedlocal.com%2Fmarion%2Ffun%2Fentertainment%2Fx1945261568%2FComedian-Paula-Poundstone-to-bring-insightful-humor-to-Zeiterion&amp;usg=AFQjCNFdc8MouL_DPQI7YjsrEAkWbGFSwA\"><b>Comedian Paula Poundstone to bring insightful humor to Zeiterion</b></a><br /><b>Wicked Local Marion</b><br />Poundstone has made frequent TV appearances, including Letterman, Leno, <b>Craig Ferguson</b>, as well as Garrison Keillor&#39;s, A Prairie Home Companion. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=d9CZP1r-tLYspVM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:58:19 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.cnet.com%2F8301-10805_3-10402783-75.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNG0Zv9Hpv3IVSTiRHBk0qDuzPMkHw' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.cnet.com%2F8301-10805_3-10402783-75.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNG0Zv9Hpv3IVSTiRHBk0qDuzPMkHw',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b08b44686f02' name='a_4b08b44686f02' >Windows 8 in 2012? - CNET News</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b08b44686f02').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.cnet.com%2F8301-10805_3-10402783-75.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNG0Zv9Hpv3IVSTiRHBk0qDuzPMkHw\"><b>Windows 8 in 2012?</b></a><br /><b>CNET News</b><br /><b>...</b> 2009 2:33 PM PST thats because Woody is a stoner(i like him),did you see him on <b>Craig Ferguson</b>? by t8 November 21, 2009 4:08 AM PST Yeah I can see that <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=ddMj2NaQfizKtUM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:32:02 GMT+00:00</i>";
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