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STRANGE de JIM'S ZINGERS COLLECTION - NOVEMBER 20 2009
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Craig Ferguson: "Oprah's quitting in 2011, so now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012. Now the most powerful woman on TV will be Ryan ...

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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:23:05 GMT+00:00"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="The week's 10 best political jokes — November 20, 2009 - OhMyGov!
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The week's 10 best political jokes — November 20, 2009
OhMyGov!
-Craig Ferguson 2. "President Obama arrived in China yesterday. And to foster the spirit of good will, he wore the traditional clothes made by the children ...

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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:25:43 GMT+00:00"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="On a scale of 10, it's Ferguson over Shaffer - Winnipeg Free Press
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On a scale of 10, it's Ferguson over Shaffer
Winnipeg Free Press
(HARAZ N. GHANBARI / ASSOCIATED PRESS ARCHIVES) By Craig Ferguson By Paul Shaffer with David Ritz Talk show host Craig Ferguson and bandleader Paul Shaffer ...

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STRANGE de JIM'S ZINGERS COLLECTION - NOVEMBER 19 2009
SanFranciscoSentinel.com
Craig Ferguson: "There's a new spray to close down a man's arousal. It's called Your Grandmother's Perfume." "'Right Up My Alley' is a new porn musical I'll ...

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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:13:09 GMT+00:00"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Comedian Paula Poundstone to bring insightful humor to Zeiterion - Wicked Local Marion
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Comedian Paula Poundstone to bring insightful humor to Zeiterion
Wicked Local Marion
Poundstone has made frequent TV appearances, including Letterman, Leno, Craig Ferguson, as well as Garrison Keillor's, A Prairie Home Companion. ...

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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:58:19 GMT+00:00"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="Windows 8 in 2012? - CNET News
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Windows 8 in 2012?
CNET News
... 2009 2:33 PM PST thats because Woody is a stoner(i like him),did you see him on Craig Ferguson? by t8 November 21, 2009 4:08 AM PST Yeah I can see that ...

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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:32:02 GMT+00:00"; arnews[5] += "
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