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document.title=document.title+ " - "Dane+Cook"  - Google News";
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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2F5409975%2Fwhos-tucker-max-blaming-for-his-movies-failure-now&amp;usg=AFQjCNF3DBOFKolFX8gQFKqhAV8ZxaRarA' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2F5409975%2Fwhos-tucker-max-blaming-for-his-movies-failure-now&amp;usg=AFQjCNF3DBOFKolFX8gQFKqhAV8ZxaRarA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084629a43c2' name='a_4b084629a43c2' >Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now? - Gawker</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084629a43c2').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2F5409975%2Fwhos-tucker-max-blaming-for-his-movies-failure-now&amp;usg=AFQjCNF3DBOFKolFX8gQFKqhAV8ZxaRarA\"><b>Who&#39;s Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie&#39;s Failure Now?</b></a><br /><b>Gawker</b><br />This movie, if we had sold it to [FOX] Searchlight, they would&#39;ve put Seth Rogen and <b>Dane Cook</b> in it, and they would&#39;ve cut all the f*cking balls out of the <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dY0dBw-ak0xwXvM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:51:37 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Ftrak.in%2Fhollywood%2Fthe-things-they-say-200-895%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNEuUNvRQ2mHvqCJrBFhiAOZOOC5JQ' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Ftrak.in%2Fhollywood%2Fthe-things-they-say-200-895%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNEuUNvRQ2mHvqCJrBFhiAOZOOC5JQ',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084629b070e' name='a_4b084629b070e' >THE THINGS THEY SAY: - India Business Blog (blog)</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084629b070e').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Ftrak.in%2Fhollywood%2Fthe-things-they-say-200-895%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNEuUNvRQ2mHvqCJrBFhiAOZOOC5JQ\"><b>THE THINGS THEY SAY:</b></a><br /><b>India Business Blog (blog)</b><br /><b>...</b> TOMMY lee&#39;s rock &#39;n&#39; roll career is taking a funny turn - the MOTLEY CRUE drummer has signed on to collaborate on actor/comedian <b>DANE cook&#39;s</b> next album. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dHrJldCvZrVr9xM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:51:20 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boston.com%2Fae%2Ftv%2Farticles%2F2009%2F11%2F21%2Fdaily_television_guide%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNHPU47twNobEqMY0S7WqLzshyiogg' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boston.com%2Fae%2Ftv%2Farticles%2F2009%2F11%2F21%2Fdaily_television_guide%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNHPU47twNobEqMY0S7WqLzshyiogg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084629b552f' name='a_4b084629b552f' >Daily guide - Boston Globe</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084629b552f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boston.com%2Fae%2Ftv%2Farticles%2F2009%2F11%2F21%2Fdaily_television_guide%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNHPU47twNobEqMY0S7WqLzshyiogg\"><b>Daily guide</b></a><br /><b>Boston Globe</b><br />R (2008) Good Luck Chuck 9:30 pm (SHO2) Dud about women bedding a dentist (<b>Dane Cook</b>) because their next lover will be Mr. Right. R (2007) Mermaids 9:30 pm <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=d1I9miIdP5tvTEM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:43:48 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fbighollywood.breitbart.com%2Fjjena%2F2009%2F11%2F20%2Fnewsweeks-snobbish-stand-up-slam%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNGQlV4Zlfk-ET5alfWiZZlw-yA70g' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fbighollywood.breitbart.com%2Fjjena%2F2009%2F11%2F20%2Fnewsweeks-snobbish-stand-up-slam%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNGQlV4Zlfk-ET5alfWiZZlw-yA70g',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084629ba34f' name='a_4b084629ba34f' >'Newsweek's' Snobbish Stand-Up Slam - Big Hollywood (blog)</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084629ba34f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fbighollywood.breitbart.com%2Fjjena%2F2009%2F11%2F20%2Fnewsweeks-snobbish-stand-up-slam%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNGQlV4Zlfk-ET5alfWiZZlw-yA70g',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />Big Hollywood (blog)</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fbighollywood.breitbart.com%2Fjjena%2F2009%2F11%2F20%2Fnewsweeks-snobbish-stand-up-slam%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNGQlV4Zlfk-ET5alfWiZZlw-yA70g\"><b>&#39;Newsweek&#39;s&#39; Snobbish Stand-Up Slam</b></a><br /><b>Big Hollywood (blog)</b><br />When talking about <b>Dane Cook</b> (I admit, not my favorite) she heaps praise on Louis CK (a guy I happen to also enjoy) who also tends towards the scatological <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=d5Vbzg-lLiy50MM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:34:54 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.martiniboys.com%2FCalgary%2Farticles%2FThis-Weekend-in-Calgary%3A-Dane-Cook-and-The-Cat-Empire-13792.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNEObMJw-m7kFMaz0CSr0VKJgsTyTg' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.martiniboys.com%2FCalgary%2Farticles%2FThis-Weekend-in-Calgary%3A-Dane-Cook-and-The-Cat-Empire-13792.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNEObMJw-m7kFMaz0CSr0VKJgsTyTg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084629bf16f' name='a_4b084629bf16f' >This Weekend in Calgary: Dane Cook and The Cat Empire - Martiniboys.com</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084629bf16f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.martiniboys.com%2FCalgary%2Farticles%2FThis-Weekend-in-Calgary%3A-Dane-Cook-and-The-Cat-Empire-13792.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNEObMJw-m7kFMaz0CSr0VKJgsTyTg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />Martiniboys.com</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.martiniboys.com%2FCalgary%2Farticles%2FThis-Weekend-in-Calgary%3A-Dane-Cook-and-The-Cat-Empire-13792.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNEObMJw-m7kFMaz0CSr0VKJgsTyTg\"><b>This Weekend in Calgary: <b>Dane Cook</b> and The Cat Empire</b></a><br /><b>Martiniboys.com</b><br />Legitimately hilarious comedians like Todd Barry and Arj Barker toil in bit part obscurity, while <b>Dane Cook</b> plays Pengrowth Saddledome. That&#39;s an arena! <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dDYV8OnxZ7ufjgM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:57:12 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpopwatch.ew.com%2F2009%2F11%2F20%2Fthe-office-recap-youre-not-the-boss-of-me%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNH-9DrZXEHN02IYS6FxkmcAHezcTA' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpopwatch.ew.com%2F2009%2F11%2F20%2Fthe-office-recap-youre-not-the-boss-of-me%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNH-9DrZXEHN02IYS6FxkmcAHezcTA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084629c3f8e' name='a_4b084629c3f8e' >'The Office' recap: You're not the boss of me - Entertainment Weekly</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084629c3f8e').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpopwatch.ew.com%2F2009%2F11%2F20%2Fthe-office-recap-youre-not-the-boss-of-me%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNH-9DrZXEHN02IYS6FxkmcAHezcTA\"><b>&#39;The Office&#39; recap: You&#39;re not the boss of me</b></a><br /><b>Entertainment Weekly</b><br />Back in Scranton, Jim couldn&#39;t make Ryan, whose douchiness is now at <b>Dane Cook</b> levels, do simple tasks, and it turned out that no one (including Pam) <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=d0qXHiC0pBCA8pM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:20:22 GMT+00:00</i>";
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