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document.title=document.title+ " - "Darrell+Hammond"  - Google News";
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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.miaminewtimes.com%2Fshortorder%2F2009%2F11%2Ffffchinese_food_lobsters_jesus.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNFCdGOqPXF2dQWTFn9bw-9fDMKGMQ' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.miaminewtimes.com%2Fshortorder%2F2009%2F11%2Ffffchinese_food_lobsters_jesus.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNFCdGOqPXF2dQWTFn9bw-9fDMKGMQ',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084f14317cf' name='a_4b084f14317cf' >FFF: Chinese Food, Lobsters, Jesus, and Grape Nuts - Miami New Times</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084f14317cf').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.miaminewtimes.com%2Fshortorder%2F2009%2F11%2Ffffchinese_food_lobsters_jesus.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNFCdGOqPXF2dQWTFn9bw-9fDMKGMQ\"><b>FFF: Chinese Food, Lobsters, Jesus, and Grape Nuts</b></a><br /><b>Miami New Times</b><br />~<b>Darrell Hammond</b> Whenever I have food ordered in, I try to decide what is the worst way to come to the door, and I&#39;ve decided it&#39;s tied to a chair. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=ds5U94nQGm75hTM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:41:10 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.avclub.com%2Fdc%2Farticles%2Fremembering-why-we-like-robin-williams%2C35482%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNFDEHqdm8h__xGgEnve57eLmU6bhQ' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.avclub.com%2Fdc%2Farticles%2Fremembering-why-we-like-robin-williams%2C35482%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNFDEHqdm8h__xGgEnve57eLmU6bhQ',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084f143b410' name='a_4b084f143b410' >Remembering why we like Robin Williams - A.V. Club</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084f143b410').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.avclub.com%2Fdc%2Farticles%2Fremembering-why-we-like-robin-williams%2C35482%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNFDEHqdm8h__xGgEnve57eLmU6bhQ',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />A.V. Club</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.avclub.com%2Fdc%2Farticles%2Fremembering-why-we-like-robin-williams%2C35482%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNFDEHqdm8h__xGgEnve57eLmU6bhQ\"><b>Remembering why we like Robin Williams</b></a><br /><b>A.V. Club</b><br /><b>...</b> improv once made Williams one of the most successful comedians in America, setting the groundwork for Dana Carvey, <b>Darrell Hammond</b>, and Mike Meyers. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=doynVy23R29DAYM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:07:42 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.edmontonjournal.com%2Fentertainment%2FSeth%2BMeyers%2Bface%2BSaturday%2BNight%2F2154732%2Fstory.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNFImFR2sKq52E1loU6REa5hO2gfIQ' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.edmontonjournal.com%2Fentertainment%2FSeth%2BMeyers%2Bface%2BSaturday%2BNight%2F2154732%2Fstory.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNFImFR2sKq52E1loU6REa5hO2gfIQ',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084f1440231' name='a_4b084f1440231' >Seth Meyers is the face of Saturday Night - Edmonton Journal</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084f1440231').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.edmontonjournal.com%2Fentertainment%2FSeth%2BMeyers%2Bface%2BSaturday%2BNight%2F2154732%2Fstory.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNFImFR2sKq52E1loU6REa5hO2gfIQ\"><b>Seth Meyers is the face of Saturday Night</b></a><br /><b>Edmonton Journal</b><br />&quot;Then we wrote a piece for <b>Darrell Hammond</b> to come out as Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold wanted Roman prosecuted, and since he&#39;s a big, wet comedy character, <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=duo9QrvmK5PP32M\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:32:41 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pastemagazine.com%2Fblogs%2Flists%2F2009%2F11%2Fthe-best-live-moments-on-tv-2000-2009.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNG0gSx72yexA0nvU1uCWYG_Zsen-Q' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pastemagazine.com%2Fblogs%2Flists%2F2009%2F11%2Fthe-best-live-moments-on-tv-2000-2009.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNG0gSx72yexA0nvU1uCWYG_Zsen-Q',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084f144504e' name='a_4b084f144504e' >The 25 Best Live Moments on TV (2000-2009) - Paste Magazine</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084f144504e').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pastemagazine.com%2Fblogs%2Flists%2F2009%2F11%2Fthe-best-live-moments-on-tv-2000-2009.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNG0gSx72yexA0nvU1uCWYG_Zsen-Q',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />Paste Magazine</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pastemagazine.com%2Fblogs%2Flists%2F2009%2F11%2Fthe-best-live-moments-on-tv-2000-2009.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNG0gSx72yexA0nvU1uCWYG_Zsen-Q\"><b>The 25 Best Live Moments on TV (2000-2009)</b></a><br /><b>Paste Magazine</b><br />Bush Presidential Debate (2000) Even before reaching a comedic climax with Will Ferrell&#39;s Bush muttering “strategery” and <b>Darrell Hammond&#39;s</b> Gore monotoning <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=d7mdPVSSxUBDVEM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:25:48 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.americanchronicle.com%2Farticles%2Fyb%2F137845949&amp;usg=AFQjCNFhrXu-c70LA1IDpIx74QQGQOK4sA' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.americanchronicle.com%2Farticles%2Fyb%2F137845949&amp;usg=AFQjCNFhrXu-c70LA1IDpIx74QQGQOK4sA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084f1449e6f' name='a_4b084f1449e6f' >St. Patrick pair enjoy big stage - American Chronicle</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084f1449e6f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.americanchronicle.com%2Farticles%2Fyb%2F137845949&amp;usg=AFQjCNFhrXu-c70LA1IDpIx74QQGQOK4sA\"><b>St. Patrick pair enjoy big stage</b></a><br /><b>American Chronicle</b><br /><b>...</b> Judah Friedlander of 30 Rock and did a set at Caroline&#39;s On Broadway comedy club in New York, following Saturday Night Live cast member <b>Darrell Hammond</b>. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dbX073kxHk0yJKM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:57:10 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.dailyrecord.com%2Fsp%3Faff%3D1002%26eventId%3D16151%26skin%3D100&amp;usg=AFQjCNEcvuD2J2HcNYlabwzTnK1aPj8-qQ' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.dailyrecord.com%2Fsp%3Faff%3D1002%26eventId%3D16151%26skin%3D100&amp;usg=AFQjCNEcvuD2J2HcNYlabwzTnK1aPj8-qQ',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b084f144ec94' name='a_4b084f144ec94' >NYC: Don't Get Gassed Comedy Series with Cipha Sounds - Dailyrecord.com</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b084f144ec94').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.dailyrecord.com%2Fsp%3Faff%3D1002%26eventId%3D16151%26skin%3D100&amp;usg=AFQjCNEcvuD2J2HcNYlabwzTnK1aPj8-qQ',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />Dailyrecord.com</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.dailyrecord.com%2Fsp%3Faff%3D1002%26eventId%3D16151%26skin%3D100&amp;usg=AFQjCNEcvuD2J2HcNYlabwzTnK1aPj8-qQ\"><b>NYC: Don&#39;t Get Gassed Comedy Series with Cipha Sounds</b></a><br /><b>Dailyrecord.com</b><br />Past guests have included Tracy Morgan, <b>Darrell Hammond</b>, Donnell Rawlings and more. Cipha hosts Cipha Sounds Effect on Sirius Satellite Radio&#39;s Shade45, <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dXtchbmhV2_PMnM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:42:02 GMT+00:00</i>";
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