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document.title=document.title+ " - "Darrell+Hammond"  - Google News";
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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chicagonow.com%2Fblogs%2Fkyles-files%2F2010%2F02%2Ftodays-column-impeach-this-impressionfred-armisen-as-president-obama.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNHkTd96tQCZr7GMqrP86D_5G2OKxA' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chicagonow.com%2Fblogs%2Fkyles-files%2F2010%2F02%2Ftodays-column-impeach-this-impressionfred-armisen-as-president-obama.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNHkTd96tQCZr7GMqrP86D_5G2OKxA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b726032031a2' name='a_4b726032031a2' >Today's Column: Impeach this Impression...Fred Armisen as President Obama - ChicagoNow (blog)</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b726032031a2').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chicagonow.com%2Fblogs%2Fkyles-files%2F2010%2F02%2Ftodays-column-impeach-this-impressionfred-armisen-as-president-obama.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNHkTd96tQCZr7GMqrP86D_5G2OKxA\"><b>Today&#39;s Column: Impeach this Impression...Fred Armisen as President Obama</b></a><br /><b>ChicagoNow (blog)</b><br />Will Ferrell&#39;s squinty-eyed George W. Bush and <b>Darrell Hammond&#39;s</b> lip-biting Bill Clinton were dead on. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin deserved a star on the satire <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dWXE2Q2yKTytMEM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:58:54 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.suntimes.com%2Fentertainment%2Fwiser%2F2028131%2Ctv-presidents-poll-020410.article&amp;usg=AFQjCNFq7_t-Lx5GmWkae14oLnzZX77rZw' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.suntimes.com%2Fentertainment%2Fwiser%2F2028131%2Ctv-presidents-poll-020410.article&amp;usg=AFQjCNFq7_t-Lx5GmWkae14oLnzZX77rZw',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b7260320a6cf' name='a_4b7260320a6cf' >Drama vs. comedy: Vote for the best TV president - Chicago Sun-Times</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b7260320a6cf').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.suntimes.com%2Fentertainment%2Fwiser%2F2028131%2Ctv-presidents-poll-020410.article&amp;usg=AFQjCNFq7_t-Lx5GmWkae14oLnzZX77rZw\"><b>Drama vs. comedy: Vote for the best TV president</b></a><br /><b>Chicago Sun-Times</b><br /><b>Darrell Hammond&#39;s</b> lascivious Bill Clinton was panting behind with 25 percent of the vote, and Will Ferrell&#39;s take on “Dubya” garnered 19 percent. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dNO9E5_oaO32x7M\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:00:44 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvsquad.com%2F2010%2F01%2F31%2Fwatch-for-the-griswolds-during-the-super-bowl%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNFhZz8J-z_MmZtvFtoAvI0efIaikQ' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvsquad.com%2F2010%2F01%2F31%2Fwatch-for-the-griswolds-during-the-super-bowl%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNFhZz8J-z_MmZtvFtoAvI0efIaikQ',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b7260320f4ef' name='a_4b7260320f4ef' >Watch for the Griswolds during the Super Bowl - TV Squad (blog)</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b7260320f4ef').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvsquad.com%2F2010%2F01%2F31%2Fwatch-for-the-griswolds-during-the-super-bowl%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNFhZz8J-z_MmZtvFtoAvI0efIaikQ\"><b>Watch for the Griswolds during the Super Bowl</b></a><br /><b>TV Squad (blog)</b><br />Not just the MyTouch one that&#39;s been around for a while -- with other SNL&#39;ers <b>Darrell Hammond</b>, Dana Carvey and Molly Shannon -- but now he&#39;s going to star <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=daagrL7NfUcCgmM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 31 Jan 2010 15:04:15 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpunchlinemagazine.com%2Fblog%2F2010%2F01%2Flewis-black-dave-attell-kevin-hart-more-perform-for-stand-up-for-haiti&amp;usg=AFQjCNHuxsUfJdpO1s_bWcf1wg3_AgUlkg' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpunchlinemagazine.com%2Fblog%2F2010%2F01%2Flewis-black-dave-attell-kevin-hart-more-perform-for-stand-up-for-haiti&amp;usg=AFQjCNHuxsUfJdpO1s_bWcf1wg3_AgUlkg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b72603214313' name='a_4b72603214313' >Lewis Black, Dave Attell, Kevin Hart, more perform for Stand-up For Haiti - Punchline Magazine (blog)</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b72603214313').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpunchlinemagazine.com%2Fblog%2F2010%2F01%2Flewis-black-dave-attell-kevin-hart-more-perform-for-stand-up-for-haiti&amp;usg=AFQjCNHuxsUfJdpO1s_bWcf1wg3_AgUlkg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />Punchline Magazine (blog)</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpunchlinemagazine.com%2Fblog%2F2010%2F01%2Flewis-black-dave-attell-kevin-hart-more-perform-for-stand-up-for-haiti&amp;usg=AFQjCNHuxsUfJdpO1s_bWcf1wg3_AgUlkg\"><b>Lewis Black, Dave Attell, Kevin Hart, more perform for Stand-up For Haiti</b></a><br /><b>Punchline Magazine (blog)</b><br />Lewis Black, Dave Attell, Kevin Hart, Jeffrey Ross, <b>Darrell Hammond</b>, Rich Vos, Gilbert Gottfried, Paul Mooney, Mike Vecchione, Julian McCullough, <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=d-HK1OHIbMSIO8M\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:45:05 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.seattleweekly.com%2Fvoracious%2F2010%2F01%2Fdarrells_tavern_grand_opening.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNEU3jZhRCxa224NfS-RXPoMjL1n8Q' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.seattleweekly.com%2Fvoracious%2F2010%2F01%2Fdarrells_tavern_grand_opening.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNEU3jZhRCxa224NfS-RXPoMjL1n8Q',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b72603219138' name='a_4b72603219138' >Darrell's Tavern Grand Opening: Looking Forward By Looking Back - Seattle Weekly (blog)</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b72603219138').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.seattleweekly.com%2Fvoracious%2F2010%2F01%2Fdarrells_tavern_grand_opening.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNEU3jZhRCxa224NfS-RXPoMjL1n8Q',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />Seattle Weekly (blog)</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.seattleweekly.com%2Fvoracious%2F2010%2F01%2Fdarrells_tavern_grand_opening.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNEU3jZhRCxa224NfS-RXPoMjL1n8Q\"><b>Darrell&#39;s Tavern Grand Opening: Looking Forward By Looking Back</b></a><br /><b>Seattle Weekly (blog)</b><br />By Mike Lewis in Events, Openings &amp; Closings ​Dan Dykman knew the competition had deeper pockets, a business portfolio and hipster marketing pretensions <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dYZ4nuaSTlgl0PM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:50:36 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpopwatch.ew.com%2F2010%2F01%2F25%2Fdamages%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNHoX0cDTeHtlz4cBFpsglzWxkpKAw' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpopwatch.ew.com%2F2010%2F01%2F25%2Fdamages%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNHoX0cDTeHtlz4cBFpsglzWxkpKAw',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b7260321df51' name='a_4b7260321df51' >'Damages' returns tonight: Who else is excited? - Entertainment Weekly</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b7260321df51').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fpopwatch.ew.com%2F2010%2F01%2F25%2Fdamages%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNHoX0cDTeHtlz4cBFpsglzWxkpKAw\"><b>&#39;Damages&#39; returns tonight: Who else is excited?</b></a><br /><b>Entertainment Weekly</b><br /><b>Darrell Hammond&#39;s</b> creepy assassin dude was another interesting departure, and William Hurt&#39;s slippery scientist had me guessing all season long. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dfPF2UCO4WYdwHM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:50:43 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[6]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Ftoledoblade.com%2Fapps%2Fpbcs.dll%2Farticle%3FAID%3D%2F20100125%2FART18%2F1250314&amp;usg=AFQjCNE3YvIFw8fGaoi9rYB-Lh2ioVNDVg' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Ftoledoblade.com%2Fapps%2Fpbcs.dll%2Farticle%3FAID%3D%2F20100125%2FART18%2F1250314&amp;usg=AFQjCNE3YvIFw8fGaoi9rYB-Lh2ioVNDVg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b72603222d71' name='a_4b72603222d71' >FX drama 'Damages' finally gets formula right - Toledo Blade</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b72603222d71').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[6] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Ftoledoblade.com%2Fapps%2Fpbcs.dll%2Farticle%3FAID%3D%2F20100125%2FART18%2F1250314&amp;usg=AFQjCNE3YvIFw8fGaoi9rYB-Lh2ioVNDVg\"><b>FX drama &#39;Damages&#39; finally gets formula right</b></a><br /><b>Toledo Blade</b><br /><b>...</b> from Ted Danson as the wily season-one villain, Arthur Frobisher, to &quot;Saturday Night Live&quot; regular <b>Darrell Hammond</b> as a mysterious baddie last year. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dRkDv4v5bPQZqfM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[6] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:29:27 GMT+00:00</i>";
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