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document.title=document.title+ " - "Finesse+Mitchell"  - Google News";
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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.martiniboys.com%2FVancouver%2Farticles%2FToday-in-Vancouver%3A-Just-For-Laughs%2C-Swollen-Members-and-More...-13739.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNHC5FMXFqM7r1hQiFwg_r7esevpoA' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.martiniboys.com%2FVancouver%2Farticles%2FToday-in-Vancouver%3A-Just-For-Laughs%2C-Swollen-Members-and-More...-13739.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNHC5FMXFqM7r1hQiFwg_r7esevpoA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0758ceb2e22' name='a_4b0758ceb2e22' >Today in Vancouver: Just For Laughs, Swollen Members and More... - Martiniboys.com</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0758ceb2e22').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.martiniboys.com%2FVancouver%2Farticles%2FToday-in-Vancouver%3A-Just-For-Laughs%2C-Swollen-Members-and-More...-13739.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNHC5FMXFqM7r1hQiFwg_r7esevpoA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />Martiniboys.com</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.martiniboys.com%2FVancouver%2Farticles%2FToday-in-Vancouver%3A-Just-For-Laughs%2C-Swollen-Members-and-More...-13739.html&amp;usg=AFQjCNHC5FMXFqM7r1hQiFwg_r7esevpoA\"><b>Today in Vancouver: Just For Laughs, Swollen Members and More...</b></a><br /><b>Martiniboys.com</b><br />Join SNL alum <b>Finesse Mitchell</b>, special guest and Scottish superstar Danny Bhoy and many more at the hilarious evening. Just for Laughs begins its short run <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dYS4KDcbSdQrYeM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:30:00 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pr-inside.com%2Fbook-author-to-teach-men-and-r1573461.htm&amp;usg=AFQjCNEEBIEvkBSJdhYkefW1_qatvl7ahw' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pr-inside.com%2Fbook-author-to-teach-men-and-r1573461.htm&amp;usg=AFQjCNEEBIEvkBSJdhYkefW1_qatvl7ahw',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0758cec1882' name='a_4b0758cec1882' >Book Author to Teach Men and Women How to Become a Romantic &#34;Mentalist&#34; - PR-Inside.com (Pressemitteilung)</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0758cec1882').href='#';</script><br>";
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arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:48 GMT+00:00</i>";
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