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Want to Be Miss Universe? Better Have a Sex Tape
eSarcasm (satire)
Last week, we learned that ex-Miss California Universe Carrie Prejean has an extensive underage video collection that rivals Traci Lords'. ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:00:22 GMT+00:00"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="An Open Letter Inspired By Heather Locklear's Melrose Place Return - 2SNAPS.TV
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2SNAPS.TV
An Open Letter Inspired By Heather Locklear's Melrose Place Return
2SNAPS.TV
No one wants a tame, sane version of a series whose highlights included: a psychotic doctor getting her wig ripped off, Traci Lords, a tenant joining a cult ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:02:13 GMT+00:00"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Fun documentary is 'Rejection' you can take - Tallahassee.com
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Fun documentary is 'Rejection' you can take
Tallahassee.com
... ("The Boondock Saints"), actress Jenna Fischer ("The Office"), actress Traci Lords (well, you know her early work) and director Kevin Smith ("Clerks"). ...

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Publ.Date : Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:14:14 GMT+00:00"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Tucker Max! Frat boys! EXTREME! - National Post
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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Tucker Max! Frat boys! EXTREME!
National Post
The cameos - former porn star Traci Lords, UFC fighter Forrest Griffin and rapper Paul Wall - give you an idea about the kind of audience this film is going ...

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Publ.Date : Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:17:19 GMT+00:00"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell - Eye Weekly
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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Eye Weekly
Starring Jesse Bradford, Traci Lords. Opens Nov. 13. Written by Tucker Max and Nils Parker. Directed by Bob Gosse. 105min. STC. Opens Nov. 13. ...

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Publ.Date : Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:53:09 GMT+00:00"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="Jayne to entertain at Pride - The Desert Sun
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Jayne to entertain at Pride
The Desert Sun
... as “Gwen Stafani goes burlesque,” “equal parts Hollywood glamour and S&M chic” and “the spawn of Sapphic union between Rita Hayworth and Traci Lords. ...

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Publ.Date : Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:19:51 GMT+00:00"; arnews[5] += "
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