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document.title=document.title+ " - "Will+Forte"  - Google News";
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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fperpetualpost.com%2F%3Fp%3D4708&amp;usg=AFQjCNFVmOYuviQBkakYRDuYB5IvfBCT-Q' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fperpetualpost.com%2F%3Fp%3D4708&amp;usg=AFQjCNFVmOYuviQBkakYRDuYB5IvfBCT-Q',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b7219af22d75' name='a_4b7219af22d75' >SNL: Ashton Kutcher/Them Crooked Vultures - The Perpetual Post</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b7219af22d75').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fperpetualpost.com%2F%3Fp%3D4708&amp;usg=AFQjCNFVmOYuviQBkakYRDuYB5IvfBCT-Q\"><b>SNL: Ashton Kutcher/Them Crooked Vultures</b></a><br /><b>The Perpetual Post</b><br />ZOË RICE: <b>Will Forte&#39;s</b> silliness couldn&#39;t carry this sketch, and it needed to. That said, I think we&#39;ve found Ashton&#39;s acting range. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=d-s5UeIef1M79ZM\"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:05:16 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.televisionwithoutpity.com%2Ftelefile%2F2010%2F02%2Fashton-kutcher-a-surprisingly.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNEe1G1T9ShhYd2BzX189XCj0efmMg' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.televisionwithoutpity.com%2Ftelefile%2F2010%2F02%2Fashton-kutcher-a-surprisingly.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNEe1G1T9ShhYd2BzX189XCj0efmMg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b7219af2c9b0' name='a_4b7219af2c9b0' >Ashton Kutcher: A Surprisingly Non-Annoying SNL Host - Television Without Pity</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b7219af2c9b0').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.televisionwithoutpity.com%2Ftelefile%2F2010%2F02%2Fashton-kutcher-a-surprisingly.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNEe1G1T9ShhYd2BzX189XCj0efmMg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />Television Without Pity</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.televisionwithoutpity.com%2Ftelefile%2F2010%2F02%2Fashton-kutcher-a-surprisingly.php&amp;usg=AFQjCNEe1G1T9ShhYd2BzX189XCj0efmMg\"><b>Ashton Kutcher: A Surprisingly Non-Annoying SNL Host</b></a><br /><b>Television Without Pity</b><br />Freaking out about grapes for almost full four minutes is really only something <b>Will Forte</b> could pull off. Did I love the &quot;Horse-penised boy&quot; gay revelation <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dA_53-wBj4N6UOM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:21:49 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shewired.com%2FArticle.cfm%3FID%3D24419&amp;usg=AFQjCNHgkRyB8NlrLiNaz1vm1qxdGUsksg' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shewired.com%2FArticle.cfm%3FID%3D24419&amp;usg=AFQjCNHgkRyB8NlrLiNaz1vm1qxdGUsksg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b7219af317d0' name='a_4b7219af317d0' >SNL Mocks Fox News on 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' - SheWired</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b7219af317d0').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shewired.com%2FArticle.cfm%3FID%3D24419&amp;usg=AFQjCNHgkRyB8NlrLiNaz1vm1qxdGUsksg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />SheWired</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shewired.com%2FArticle.cfm%3FID%3D24419&amp;usg=AFQjCNHgkRyB8NlrLiNaz1vm1qxdGUsksg\"><b>SNL Mocks Fox News on &#39;Don&#39;t Ask, Don&#39;t Tell&#39;</b></a><br /><b>SheWired</b><br />Oliver North (<b>Will Forte</b>) and a woman referred to as only &quot;attractive blonde lady.&quot; An obligatory Democrat, Robert Gibbs, was also seated at the panel and <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dBq_4bOlGHMgLzM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:23:21 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvsquad.com%2F2010%2F02%2F07%2Freview-saturday-night-live-ashton-kutcher-them-crooked-vult%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNFBK0T6zsWSjXgssFNXoggh9gyXdA' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvsquad.com%2F2010%2F02%2F07%2Freview-saturday-night-live-ashton-kutcher-them-crooked-vult%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNFBK0T6zsWSjXgssFNXoggh9gyXdA',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b7219af365ef' name='a_4b7219af365ef' >Review: 'Saturday Night Live' - Ashton Kutcher/Them Crooked Vultures - TV Squad (blog)</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b7219af365ef').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvsquad.com%2F2010%2F02%2F07%2Freview-saturday-night-live-ashton-kutcher-them-crooked-vult%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNFBK0T6zsWSjXgssFNXoggh9gyXdA\"><b>Review: &#39;Saturday Night Live&#39; - Ashton Kutcher/Them Crooked Vultures</b></a><br /><b>TV Squad (blog)</b><br />This went on a bit long, but i did enjoy <b>Will Forte&#39;s</b> slightly too casual &quot;Ohh, no. He stabbed me&quot; and Grape Lady-esque pained noises. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dYLKpQM-f5kngpM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:36:58 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.opensports.com%2Fcommunity%2Fuser%2Fblog_entry%2F9%2Fe5c2e859-2b81-4c81-867a-0b4f7fd99a62&amp;usg=AFQjCNEhNCOYANHtta8tRPWwST0qeA4Fmg' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.opensports.com%2Fcommunity%2Fuser%2Fblog_entry%2F9%2Fe5c2e859-2b81-4c81-867a-0b4f7fd99a62&amp;usg=AFQjCNEhNCOYANHtta8tRPWwST0qeA4Fmg',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b7219af3b415' name='a_4b7219af3b415' >Super Bowl XLIV Running Blog - OPENSports.com (blog)</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b7219af3b415').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.opensports.com%2Fcommunity%2Fuser%2Fblog_entry%2F9%2Fe5c2e859-2b81-4c81-867a-0b4f7fd99a62&amp;usg=AFQjCNEhNCOYANHtta8tRPWwST0qeA4Fmg\"><b>Super Bowl XLIV Running Blog</b></a><br /><b>OPENSports.com (blog)</b><br />So once you realize that, just enjoy the current cast, which has some really funny people in it, like <b>Will Forte</b>, Andy Samberg and Bill Hader. <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dxBYmAfjP-k7gFM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:09:50 GMT+00:00</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.avclub.com%2Farticles%2Fashton-kutcherthem-crooked-vultures%2C37962%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNH3aqBn7BDHC8Vmu_WGY0RibgOuoQ' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.avclub.com%2Farticles%2Fashton-kutcherthem-crooked-vultures%2C37962%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNH3aqBn7BDHC8Vmu_WGY0RibgOuoQ',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b7219af4022f' name='a_4b7219af4022f' >Ashton Kutcher/Them Crooked Vultures - A.V. Club</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b7219af4022f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\"  ><tr><td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.avclub.com%2Farticles%2Fashton-kutcherthem-crooked-vultures%2C37962%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNH3aqBn7BDHC8Vmu_WGY0RibgOuoQ',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ><br />A.V. Club</a></td><td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><br /><div  ></div><div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http://news.google.com/news/url?fd=R&amp;sa=T&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.avclub.com%2Farticles%2Fashton-kutcherthem-crooked-vultures%2C37962%2F&amp;usg=AFQjCNH3aqBn7BDHC8Vmu_WGY0RibgOuoQ\"><b>Ashton Kutcher/Them Crooked Vultures</b></a><br /><b>A.V. Club</b><br />In one Kutcher played the slave boy to <b>Will Forte&#39;s</b> Roman emperor. There wasn&#39;t too much going on here, unless you like the phrase &quot;horse penis,&quot; although I <b>...</b><br /><br /><a class=\"p\" href=\"http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&amp;ned=us&amp;ncl=dBTzRIwZiz0EdvM\"><nobr><b>and more&nbsp;&raquo;</b></nobr></a></div></td></tr></table>";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:50:28 GMT+00:00</i>";
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