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Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:54:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "We just read Conan's statement to the people of planet Earth and we are so with you, Conan. Us gals at Bitches on a Budget stand in solidarity with your standing up for yourself and your principles. Galactically speaking, we need more people like you ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:58:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Watching Shrek the Third is like sucking on batteries. You're disgusted as you're watching it, and when it's over you wish you hadn't done it. I sucked on batteries this week when I watched Shrek the Third. It's the third film in the Shrek series ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:08:00 GMT";
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