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arnews[0] += "... the show’s incorporation of cool “Super Music Friends Show” bands (The Ting Tings, Chromeo, Sugarland, among them) and celebrity guests for the Dancey Dance segment (Andy Samberg, Rachel Dratch, and Tony Hawk have all been to Gabbaland ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:47:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "While host Ryan Reynolds and musical guest Lady Gaga made headlines this weekend on Saturday Night Live , another issue was glaringly evident that no contrast adjustment to one's TV could fix--Barack Obama is still not black on SNL. In an Obama skit ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:14:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "There is a maddening paradox to this year’s spectacularly underachieving season of Saturday Night Live. The show is full of funny, talented, dynamic young performers. I like just about everyone in the current incarnation of the Not Ready For Prime ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:09:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "So it makes some sense that, after lending his modern crooner vocals to collaborations with various other artists — Santigold, Danger Mouse, Sparklehorse, even Andy Samberg's comedy troupe the Lonely Island — Strokes frontman Julian Casablancas ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:09:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "The promos that were filmed with the cast of the show, Fred Armisen and Andy Samberg, had Samberg and Armisen reminiscing with the Black Eyed Peas. Jones, in one of the adverts, talks about joining the hosts whose photographs adorn the walls.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:56:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Now, here's how we talk about SNL when we talk about SNL. These be the rules : Standardized Responses for SNL Threads. 1. SNL is still on? 2. I might have to watch this SNL sometime. 3. SNL hasn't been funny since _____ (insert name) was president. 4 ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:45:00 GMT";
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