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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:57:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "With melodramatic lyrics and a more commercialized feel on 'Screamworks,' one can only hope HIM’s next release will be a welcomed return to their earlier, authentic style of music. After nearly two decades on the music scene, Finnish quintet HIM ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:17:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Her inkwork has graced the flesh of people like Queens of the Stone Age, Bam Margera, Jenna Jameson, Margaret Cho, Metallica, Slayer, Incubus and many, many more She's got her own show, a makeup line and legions of L.A. wannabes that would tear out ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:47:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "I've been a fan of HIM for at least 7 years know and though Dark Light somewhat lost me and I'm a big fan of their older works like Razorblade Romance and Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights, Screamworks has definitely reconfirmed my love of them ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 07 Feb 2010 12:42:00 GMT";
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