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arnews[0] += "If you enjoyed a documentary in a movie theater in the last year, odds are you won’t be seeing it at the Oscars in March. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has revealed its “short list” of 15 films, culled from 89 submissions ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:01:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "HBO Home Entertainment presents the hottest stand-up comedy DVD of Christmas 2009 with the release of the eagerly anticipated Chris Rock: Kill The Messenger on 16 November. This essential live comedy DVD will be topping everyone’s wish lists. Chris ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:17:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Although most fans know Chris Rock from his hilarious stand-up specials or long career in live action movies, an entire generation of younger kids grew up with Rock after hearing his voice in such animated films as Osmosis Jones, Bee Movie and the ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:08:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Those still undergoing therapy for having been exposed to \"Beverly Hills Cop 3\" need read no further into the charcoal-black depths of the following news item. Yes, they're making another \"Beverly Hills Cop\". Yes, Eddie Murphy is involved. Yes, Judge ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:02:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Rock, who was reportedly interested in making a film of Pryor’s life, made a controversial joke during an October appearance on Jay Leno. “What the hell did Michael Vick do? Pitbulls ain't (sic) even real dogs! Dogs have never been good to black ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:52:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Chris Rock has the kind of status as a comedian that allows him to work on any project he wants. He produced the documentary Good Hair , he's writing a book, and he has been working on back-to-back film shoots. Tuesday at 8 PM on NBC, you'll hear his ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:03:00 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "When did British comedians get so whiney? It's getting difficult to open a newspaper without coming across a comedian feeling \"oppressed\" by the \"culture of fear\", especially at the BBC, wailing about being censored, poor them, boo-hoo! As comedy is ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "One of my favorite television shows is \"Everybody Hates Chris\" written by Chris Rock. A new show is being written by analysts, commentators, bloggers, and anyone else with a boxing opinion. Everybody Hates Floyd. One can't help but notice the amount ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:55:00 GMT";
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arnews[8] += "Essex has hit the small screen seven months before it hits the big screen next summer. The promotional trailer for Adam Sandler's upcoming movie \"Grown Ups,\" filmed extensively this past summer at Centennial Grove and Woodman's Restaurant in Essex as ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:37:00 GMT";
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