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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:34:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Dos Santos also reports that the writers “have accepted” that the show might be coming to an end and are working on figuring out who Betty should end up with. SEMI-SPOILERS AHEAD! According to Dos Santos’ sources, the three biggest contenders ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:16:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Washington: As policy wonks at the White House cook up a brief for President Barack Obama's Nov 24 summit with Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, another team is quietly rustling up plans for his first dinner with military precision. US officials have ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:16:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Surely Shakira and Christie Brinkley's appearances would be able to raise those ratings up a bit. The writers are certainly working hard to keep Betty alive. It's like one of those operating room scenes wherein the patient's lifeline is barely there ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:58:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Emissions from nuclear power plants may be responsible for higher than expected rates of thyroid cancer cropping up in communities near some of those facilities, according to an analysis of recently released cancer statistics. Those findings were ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:25:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "When my husband asked me what I wanted to do over the weekend, I thought fast. (Here's a tip: If somebody asks you what you want to do, you'd best think of something or you can end up watching 12 hours of football on TV.) \"Well,\" I said, rubbing my ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:07:00 GMT";
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