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arnews[0] += "About 40 Iowans are heading to Texas to rub elbows with action star Chuck Norris today. They'll also be contributing $5,000 per couple to Bob Vander Plaats' campaign for the Republican nomination for governor. Norris, who has endorsed Vander Plaats ...";
arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:32:00 GMT";
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arnews[1]="
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arnews[1] += "Go into the jungle or get into a street brawl with Chuck Norris in the new iPhone game from Gameloft, Chuck Norris Bring on the Pain. Step into the boots of America's toughest man in the first Chuck Norris game available for your iPhone and iPod ...";
arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:14:00 GMT";
arnews[1] += "
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arnews[2]="
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arnews[2] += "Although Gen. John Pershing at one point in his fabled military career observed that \"the deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle,\" Marines and members of the other service branches also are regular people – sons, daughters ...";
arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:46:00 GMT";
arnews[2] += "
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arnews[3]="
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arnews[3] += "\"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.\" \"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.\" \"Chuck Norris can divide by zero.\" \"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it ...";
arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:13:00 GMT";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "Gen. John Pershing at one point during his fabled military career commented, \"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle,\" and while that ultimately may be true, U.S. Marines and members of the other armed service branches also are ...";
arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:50:00 GMT";
arnews[4] += "
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arnews[5]="
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arnews[5] += "Ludiagames and Gameloft have released Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain for iPhone. It’s a port of the mobile game we quickly grew to love when it was released earlier this year. So expect kick ass moves, one-armed car lifts and plenty of general bad ...";
arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:59:00 GMT";
arnews[5] += "
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arnews[6]="
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arnews[6] += "\"It is time we update you on some very important news. First and foremost, The Human Abstract will no longer be working with Nathan Ells. We want to wish Nathan the very best in his future endeavors. With that being said, we are now looking for our ...";
arnews[6] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:48:00 GMT";
arnews[6] += "
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