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arnews[0] += "Dane Cook is back with a new Comedy Central release of his usual jabs at himself, a few jokes about sex and even a few politically incorrect observations. I have to start this off by saying I do not like Dane Cook, I know the comebacks can start but ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:41:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "You may prefer your comedians angst-ridden and neurotic instead of confident and raging. You may have chosen to stay home Sunday night to catch the new episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” rather than go to the big comedy show in Highland Heights ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:04:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Personally, I don’t find Cook nearly as talented at Louis CK or Lewis Black, but he certainly appeals to a douchier younger crowd. You can watch the seven minute peanut butter smack clip below, but it would be worrying at this point if you’ve ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:39:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Given Dane Cook’s schedule, the chances of him getting a day off are about as likely as him getting through a gag without dropping an f-bomb. But shockingly enough, the jokester-next-door had all of 48 hours to spare between gigs on his Global ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:33:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Yeah. He went there. He starts opining about how he wishes he had a different strategy—like to start in one city, as Paranormal Activity did—thus ironically echoing the same ethos of The Man Running Hollywood that he later rallies against: find ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:02:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "When you've made your name by starting a website named after yourself and selling a book called I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell that documents the ways you (hilariously) got drunk and took advantage of various women on countless sexcapades, you may ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:37:00 GMT";
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