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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:07:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "EAGLE. Colorado - Comedy Works headliner Deacon Gray returns to ‘Comedy Night at the Bowlmor' at The Back Bowl in Eagle, Saturday at 8 p.m. Gray gives credence to the term “back by popular demand” as he returns to the Bowlmor Lounge for his ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:09:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Murrey moved to second on the Highlanders' career list with 3,446 assists, surpassing Kym Murphy (2004). Regina Carbajal (1990) holds the record with 4492 assists. ... Murrey's father played basketball at San Jose State then went on to play overseas ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:32:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Comedian Jim Breuer understandably struggled to explain when one of his three young daughters asked him about the premise of the pro-substance, pro-couch surfing late ‘90s cult hit Half Baked , which he starred in alongside Dave Chappelle. Breuer ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:19:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Larry the Cable Guy: A really, really poor man’s Jeff Foxworthy, minus any actual jokes. Carlos Mencia: Makes a living mocking mentally handicapped people and “beaners.” Dave Chappelle, he ain’t. (Click Prev or Next to continue viewing images";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:20:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Last night, George Lopez became the first Chicano to host a late-night talk show with TBS' \"Lopez Tonight.\" The comedian, best known for his stand-up comedy and network series \"The George Lopez Show,\" featured Eva Longoria Parker , Kobe Bryant, and ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:43:00 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "When Dave Chappelle went off his rocker, Comedy Central found itself with a large void in its risqué programming block. More reruns of South Park? Dane Cook comedy specials on a nightly basis? Give — gasp — Paul Mooney his own show? Regardless ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:45:00 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "I remember once, growing up in Mississippi, a rumor started floating around my high school that there was going to be Klan meeting somewhere in (or around) town, and how completely ridiculous the notion seemed. Someone might as well have started a ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:28:00 GMT";
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