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Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:59:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "While host Ryan Reynolds and musical guest Lady Gaga made headlines this weekend on Saturday Night Live , another issue was glaringly evident that no contrast adjustment to one's TV could fix--Barack Obama is still not black on SNL. In an Obama skit ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:14:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Yikes. When the best you've got is bathroom humor, you've lost it. “Saturday Night Live” lost it big time on Nov. 14. I love January Jones on “Mad Men” and I wanted this to be a giant “suck it!” to Ashton Kutcher for telling her she ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:08:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Comedian Fred Armisen (Saturday Night Live) and actor Adam Goldberg (Dazed and Confused, Two Days in Paris) also appear. Welcome to the New Website We hope you enjoy and please take the time to look around. For a limited amount of time, the site will ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:39:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Now, here's how we talk about SNL when we talk about SNL. These be the rules : Standardized Responses for SNL Threads. 1. SNL is still on? 2. I might have to watch this SNL sometime. 3. SNL hasn't been funny since _____ (insert name) was president. 4 ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:55:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "I happen to think Fred Armisen’s lame blackface impression of Barack Obama on “Saturday Night Live” is creepy. Naturally, a fourth-grader might not know he’s offending anyone by slapping on dark makeup. But that’s where an adult might have ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:07:00 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "(S35E06) There was a strange moment of nodding recognition at the end of the night, as I watched Jason Sudeikis and January Jones in the cloud-gazing sketch. Throughout, the man pauses to consider the woman's weird behavior and then concedes, \"Ohh ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:55:00 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "Superfly Productions and A.C. Entertainment are proud to announce the dates for the ninth annual Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival. Confirmed to take place June 10 - 13, 2010, the four-day festival will once again be held at the same beautiful, 700 ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:44:00 GMT";
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