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arnews[0] += "According to Lane that's not big enough for notable Broadway shows like \"The Lion King,\" or juggernaut comedians like Jerry Seinfeld. Lane said the new facility would accommodate the higher end performers and shows, while the current Walton Arts ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:46:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "\"Real-life relationships are fantastic material for comedy\" commented Malcolm Dunlop , Executive Vice President, Programming, Rogers Media Television. \"With Jerry Seinfeld at the helm and a host of celebrities, athletes, and comedians taking part ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:03:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Aziz Ansari restored my faith in standup. The 26-year-old comedian was the last to perform at Comedy Central’s show at Bonnaroo last year. By that point, I’d decided standup routines weren’t for me, that my fond memories of Chris Rock, Richard ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:54:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "BLOOMSBURG, Pa -- NBC news correspondent Jenna Bush Hager had a news exclusive. And, like news exclusives in the Era of Infotainment, this one was broadcast by the entertainment division. Specifically, Jenna Bush interviewed her mother, Laura Bush ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:07:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "LONDON/TORONTO: Endemol Worldwide Distribution has licensed The Marriage Ref , Jerry Seinfeld's upcoming series for NBC, to Citytv in Canada. The Canadian broadcaster will simulcast the show with NBC, premiering it March 4 at 10 p.m. Launched at ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:55:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "ALEC BALDWIN, EVA LONGORIA PARKER and JERRY SEINFELD are part of a TV panel hoping to turn domestic disputes into sporting fun in a new show called THE MARRIAGE REF. Comedian Seinfeld came up with the idea after asking a friend to settle a dispute ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:30:00 GMT";
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