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arnews[0] += "TV's most outrageous female comic returns for the third season of her bizarre sitcom, making it edgier and more pseudo-sitcommy than ever. When Sarah's sister Laura (Laura Silverman) tells her she wants to stop paying for Sarah's living expenses ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:21:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Comedy Central's hit series, “The Sarah Silverman Program,” returns for a third season with 10 all-new episodes beginning at 10:30 p.m. Thursday. The new “Important Things with Demetri Martin”/“The Sarah Silverman Program” block airs on ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:57:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "In the ongoing development saga of the slow-to-boil Dusty Springfield movie, the original question seems to have been definitively answered - and after a protracted period of \"she is\" and then \"oh wait, no she isn't,\" the starring role has gone ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:35:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "CHICAGO – Demetri Martin and Sarah Silverman are now back-to-back on Thursday nights on Comedy Centrals with “Important Things With Demetri Martin” and “The Sarah Silverman Program” and the two incredibly talented comedians make for a ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:01:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Poop jokes will always be funny. They are dumb and disgusting and probably harmful in some way and yet we can’t get enough of them. File them under “juvenile” along with sex jokes, race jokes, cartoony violence and bad puns; they may be ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:43:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Sarah Silverman and her friends know what they want from a DVD. “I like DVDs with extras,” Silverman said. “I wouldn’t shove it down everyone’s throat, but I like that kind of stuff. We always just kind of go by the gauge of the stuff we ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:21:00 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "Rounding out the cast of The Sarah Silverman Program are Sarah’s real-life sister Laura Silverman, Jay Johnston (who plays Laura’s cop boyfriend), and Steve Agee and Brian Posehn (who play Sarah’s gay neighbours). “There’s even a genuinely ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:35:00 GMT";
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