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arnews[0] += "Are you planning on vacationing soon? Do you have a few extra pounds that you’re packing on? Can you identify with most of Martin Lawrence’s movies ? If so, you might want to stay the hell away from Peru. Because a gang is targeting fat people ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:07:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Martin Lawrence – Big Momma’s House Martin Lawrence slipped on a ladies fat suit for his role in Big Momma’s House 1 & 2 (did there need to be a 2?) and word on the street is that he’s doing it again for a third. In the surprisingly popular ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:59:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Although its star, Martin Lawrence, is a native of Maryland, he chose Detroit as its locale. Several Detroit landmarks -- particularly Garden Court Apartments on Jefferson Avenue, where the main character lived -- were featured prominently in the ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:57:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Martin Lawrence , 9p Comedy Store. This is seriously huge. Martin is back after like half a decade for two nights at the Comedy Store. As much as I like to beat the Comedy Store into submission, they're getting better with their shows (Bootyoke ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:54:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "I should've known better. We all should've known better. On Sunday night, BET held their annual BET Awards show--bloated, loud, incoherent mess of a program. Ever since Michael Jackson's unexpected death last Thursday, the entertainment network had ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:14:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "There was a time when Michael Jordan was an icon and OJ Simpson was pleading innocence. Tupac and Biggie were alive and Martin Lawrence's gags were hilarious. It is in this era that comedy legend Mark Curry broke on to the small screen with Hanging ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:35:00 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "The other follow-up, Big Momma's House 2, gave Martin Lawrence a surprisingly solid hit, with a $27 million first weekend and a $70 million finish. It was another example, after Are We There Yet?, Kangaroo Jack, and Snow Dogs, of a totally non ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:35:00 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "Las Vegas Sun reporter John Katsilometes sits down with Carrot Top before his show to discuss life, comedy, and body image. This all started with a kindly nun and a simple bell. Sister Benedict was her name, the principal at St. Mary’s Catholic ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:06:00 GMT";
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