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arnews[0] += "She's on a mission... Martine McCutcheon Illustration: www.jonathan-e.com Who wouldn't want their dairy product associated with Martine McCutcheon? She's the little engine that could. Overcoming a surreally crappy childhood, a failing 90s girl band ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:47:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Hmmm. What has ruffled my hackles this week more than the fact the wind makes my hair stick to my lip gloss? Those ghastly, rancid, tiny probiotic drinks such as the one promoted by Martine McCutcheon with the incredibly laboured slogan, Tummy Loving ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:33:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Your account has been frozen . For your available options click the below button. Which sits better with your moral compass – locking up an ex-marine for his preference for rambling in the buff, or supporting a political party that has just ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:43:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "MARTINE McCutcheon looks like the cat that got the cream, after hearing that her debut novel could be turned into a TV series. And she could make a return to the screen, as she hopes to be cast in the lead role. Stepping out in an eye catching ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:25:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "MAKE the Earth movie this Valentine’s Day with a schmaltzy flick guaranteed to put you and your partner in the mood for love. Here is our list of the top romantic films to rent for February 14... 1. GHOST: Hollywood giants Demi Moore and Patrick ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:17:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "DIRTY DEN: Cor, stinks in 'ere, dunnit? (MUSIC): Doof, doof ... No. NO! That's not a doof-doof. That's not even the end of an episode, the trademark cliffhanger or the over-the-cliff-entirely or the bloody-hell-call-that-a-doof-doof-it's pathetic, or ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:35:00 GMT";
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