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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:58:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "An Irvine man pleaded guilty today to uploading an advance screening copy of the 2008 Mike Myers movie \"The Love Guru\" to a piracy Web site. Mischa Wynhausen, 31, entered his plea in a Los Angeles federal court and is likely to receive three years of ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:38:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Coached by Kieran Crowley, the team saw its best finishes in 2003 and 2004 when it came in third place. Quick hit Crowley gets his first real taste of international play since taking over in March. The Canucks took it on the chin against Scotland in ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 30 Jan 2010 23:57:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Last week's Razzies nominations, celebrating the worst of cinema in 2009 – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and Land of the Lost garnered the most scorn, with seven nods apiece – also looked back on the decade in bad. Affleck and Travolta are ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 07 Feb 2010 05:54:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Members of the Oswego Common Council shot down a resolution to rezone property on the city’s east side north of Ruby Tuesday from a R-3 residential to a B-1 business district during Monday night’s meeting. Local businessman Steve Thomas sought ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:57:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Check out the Cedar Rapids/Iowa City Sport Show at the Marriot in Coralville. Boats, RVs, fishing, hunting, travel, they've got lots to see for any outdoor enthusist. *Full disclosure, KCRG is a media sponsor of this event. If Cabin-Fever Has You ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:26:00 GMT";
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