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Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:15:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "We'd originally wanted to go after finding out the event would be hosted by talented gay icon, Neil Patrick Harris . However, due to mysterious circumstances left unexplained, NPH suddenly had to leave the country, so in his place, we'd be seeing ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:53:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "After checking out SF Sketchfest's Celebrity Autobiography at Cobb's on Saturday night -- a glorious evening of comedians reading bizarre autobiographies of equally bizarre celebrities -- it's easy to see how Rachel Dratch held her own with Tina Fey ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:15:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "The skit revolved around frat boys who had finished watching If These Walls Could Talk 2. For some reason somebody made a successful wish that infront of them this gang could watch \"real life lady lovers.\" A puff of smoke and poof--instead ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 06:45:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "For 50 years, The Second City’s improv artists have been trading yucks for bucks. And many have used the venerable Chicago talent incubator to hatch illustrious careers. Second City alums include Alan Alda, Jane Alexander, Ed Asner, Dan Aykroyd ...";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:54:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "We just read Conan's statement to the people of planet Earth and we are so with you, Conan. Us gals at Bitches on a Budget stand in solidarity with your standing up for yourself and your principles. Galactically speaking, we need more people like you ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:58:00 GMT";
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