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arnews[0] += "Last week, Sarah Silverman shared with us the mushy-gushy details of her newest relationship. One of the number one things she loves about her new beau? The laughs. Thank god she's found someone who appreciates her. Because, apparently, being single ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:41:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Sarah Silverman's new boyfriend, 'Family Guy' writer producer Alec Sulkin , may be another funnyman but he's nothing like Jimmy Kimmel. \"The guy I'm dating now, who is so awesome, is not my typical fare. He's really skinny. Usually I like pudgy ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:17:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Comedian Sarah Silverman confesses that she felt isolated after her split from talk show host Jimmy Kimmel . “This was the weirdest time being single. I’ve always had long relationships, so I’ve never been single when people on the street know ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:43:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "\"I think it’s up to us to save marriage. ...Up to gay people across the country, seeing as though we’re fighting for it so vehemently.\" - Out actress Portia de Rossi opens up to the Advocate. \"I rarely shave, and I thought this was a lovely time ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:53:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "“The guy I’m dating now, who is so awesome, is not my typical fare. He’s really skinny. Usually I like pudgy, macho-ish guys. But I think I mistook macho-ish for strong, emotionally. And I think it’s really the opposite. think he’s the ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:39:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Some folks in the comedy world have moved on from the 2010 late-night wars. David Letterman and Jay Leno even shot a Super Bowl commercial together last Tuesday in which the hosts appeared to bring their latest feud to a close. Others are still ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:07:00 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "After spending much of the aughts together, comedians Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel called it quits (with a little more finality than the last time ) in March. Ostensibly, Silverman was taking questions so she could promote the new season of her ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:43:00 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "TV's most outrageous female comic returns for the third season of her bizarre sitcom, making it edgier and more pseudo-sitcommy than ever. When Sarah's sister Laura (Laura Silverman) tells her she wants to stop paying for Sarah's living expenses ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:21:00 GMT";
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arnews[8] += "Her career has taken off as of late with help from some famous friends: Pal Sarah Silverman wrote an entire episode of her self-titled sitcom around Tig’s lesbian cop character, and Silverman’s ex-boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel has featured her on his ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:31:00 GMT";
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