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arnews[0] += "Hot young hosts there mainly to plug failed movies? An utter dearth of great pop-culture parody? No more! See our sure-fire ways to help NBC's weekend staple raise its game. Enough with the parade of sexy young startlets! Buzzed-about ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:05:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Cruise Ships are not usually the butt of a joke, or comedy-rich fodder for comedians. However, in the case of the largest cruise ship in the world, Seth Meyers has set his lampooning sites on Royal Caribbean's \" Oasis of the Seas .\" Celebrating its ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:56:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "New cast member Jenny Slate dropped the f-bomb on the season premiere of Saturday Night Live in a sketch called \"Biker Chick Chat,\" which also featured Kristen Wiig and host Megan Fox . Slate uttered the f-word instead of the term \"fricking,\" which ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:43:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Another mixed bag for you today on Video Fix -- the Obama bow controversy, Seth Meyers discusses a claim in Sarah Palin's new book, Microsoft employees dance and get mocked, and a hotel lets guests live like hamsters. Jokes : Monday night, Stephen ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:53:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "First $8.5 million, now a shout-out on \"Saturday Night Live.\" Oh, to be Joe Cada these days. The Chesterfield Township 21-year-old, who last week made history by becoming the youngest person ever to win the World Series of Poker's Main Event, made ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:31:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "The Ellen DeGeneres Show (3 p.m., NBC10) - Dakota Fanning; Diddy . Oprah Winfrey (4 p.m., 6ABC) - Sarah Palin talks about her new book. House (8 p.m., Fox 29) - House reclaims his role as head of diagnostics in time to treat an adult film star. Two ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:08:00 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "Weekend Notes: January Jones was host of \"Saturday Night Live\" and if Taylor Swift \"nailed\" her hosting duties a week ago then Jones did at least as good of a job. The key difference was the writing and the writing was definitely better for the ...";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:56:00 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "Then: “It was almost as great as my kids being born.\" Galu still thinks they still have the numbers, though. Laura tells the camera that they should have known better. Somehow CBS cuts to NBC with Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers saying, “Really ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:11:00 GMT";
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