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"; arnews[0] += "MODEL Abi Titmuss raised a few eyebrows when she took on the role of Shakespeare's Lady Macbeth this week."; arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:59:18 GMT"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="John Gibson: Don't shout ship ahoy for this one No holds Bard Ate-leg spider
"; arnews[1] += "START spreading the news, I'm clean off the booze . Down to a sherry or two in isolation, it's that drastic."; arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="On the box: The Execution of Gary Glitter | Brought Up By Booze | Miranda
"; arnews[2] += "Channel 4 Monday 9pm BROUGHT UP BY BOOZE BBC1 Wednesday 10.45pm MIRANDA BBC2 Monday 8.30pm IN THE office the other day a colleague and I were talking about The Execution Of Gary Glitter, only neither o f us had seen it and were unsure if we would, so we ended up discussing stuff which probably makes us sound quite frivolous."; arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:36:33 GMT"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Carrie Prejean Sex Tape: Starring A Fully Adult Carrie, Apparently
"; arnews[3] += "Want to see the Carrie Prejean sex tape? Tough, because Carrie was a teenager when she made it, so you're a pervert."; arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:04:51 GMT"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Daniel Evans: Circling the latest celebrity scandal
"; arnews[4] += "Remember that nice Scottish bloke? The one who used to be on the telly. Brown hair, quite tall."; arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:00:00 GMT"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="Abi Titmuss in Lowestoft to launch Shakespearean role
"; arnews[5] += "A former model will be showing her more serious side as she takes to the stage as one of Shakespeare's most famous females next week."; arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:27:23 GMT"; arnews[5] += "
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