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arnews[0] += "MODEL Abi Titmuss raised a few eyebrows when she took on the role of Shakespeare's Lady Macbeth this week.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:59:18 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "START spreading the news, I'm clean off the booze . Down to a sherry or two in isolation, it's that drastic.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Channel 4 Monday 9pm BROUGHT UP BY BOOZE BBC1 Wednesday 10.45pm MIRANDA BBC2 Monday 8.30pm IN THE office the other day a colleague and I were talking about The Execution Of Gary Glitter, only neither o f us had seen it and were unsure if we would, so we ended up discussing stuff which probably makes us sound quite frivolous.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:36:33 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Want to see the Carrie Prejean sex tape? Tough, because Carrie was a teenager when she made it, so you're a pervert.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:04:51 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Remember that nice Scottish bloke? The one who used to be on the telly. Brown hair, quite tall.";
arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "A former model will be showing her more serious side as she takes to the stage as one of Shakespeare's most famous females next week.";
arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:27:23 GMT";
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