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arnews[0] += "Nothing is taboo in comedy, insists Frankie Boyle, who cultivated his near-the-knuckle humour because \"I've actually got a really soft, high-pitched voice, which is crap for stand-up, so I had to really shout and that has given me quite an aggressive style\". In his new autobiography, My Shit Life So Far , the acerbic 37-year-old describes his ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:35:37 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "One of my first jobs out of school was playing a rotating succession of floozies - some dumb, some angry, all crazy - on MTV's first-ever nonmusical program, Remote Control.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:15:18 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Adam Sandler Good Girl Gone Bad [Reloaded] Rihanna /album/taylor-swift/fearless/1183852 Fearless Taylor Swift /album/no-data/no-data/1300457 /album/lady-gaga/the-fame/1172154 The Fame Lady GaGa TRIVIAL MATTERS Hi Gary, Regarding the topic in last week's \"Ask Billboard,\" while some people may be ...";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:52:17 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Sean Astin spoke ot a group of enthusiastic listeneres during the MSE Symposium.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "PLOT Praying for another $750 million absolution at the global box office, the fairly unholy trinity of Tom Hanks , director Ron Howard and \" The Da Vinci Code \" author Dan Brown reteam on Brown's earlier novel and manage to be more obscure than a Latin Mass.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:17:47 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Don't miss your chance to win \"Funny People\" on DVD; starring Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:37:50 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "Writer and director Judd Apatow first became known for the TV series Freaks and Geeks, which gained a cult following when it aired on NBC from 1999 to 2000.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:41:09 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "Tinsel is hung earlier and earlier each year. Now, even before Thanksgiving we prepare for \"the holidays.\" Eventually, people will be stringing lights and frying up latkes in June to prepare.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:57:46 GMT";
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