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arnews[0] += "Andy Samberg of \"Saturday Night Live\" joins Martha to make Libby's Famous Pumpkin Pie and then Martha teaches him how to carve a turkey .";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:04:18 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Cruise Ships are not usually the butt of a joke, or comedy-rich fodder for comedians.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:21:39 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Andy Samberg was in Chicago this past Sunday at a YLD event. Switching gears, Bazer and Samberg discussed the comedian's Jewish identity.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "THESE days, even monsters have handlers. On a recent Monday morning at a cavernous design studio here, a quintet of colorful, uncategorizable creatures - or, at least, a group of people dressed to look like them - were being instructed on how to stand atop a long, narrow float that will soon make its maiden voyage in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day ...";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:48:13 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "As AOL lays off a third of its work force as it prepares to go independent, it's looking to drop its ICQ and MapQuest units, according to reports by Kara Swisher.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:20:05 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "S2BN Entertainment is proud to announce Anvil Knitwear as the official t-shirt supplier for YO GABBA GABBA! LIVE: THERE'S A PARTY IN MY CITY 2009.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:20:18 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "From WWF to - SNL' to YLD Starting at age 8, Andy Samberg used to sneak out of his bedroom late on Saturday nights to watch WWF wrestling.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:15:01 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "That was some sorry swath of comedy material the writers wrapped January Jones in last night on SNL, the Rear Window parody one long whoopie cushion shtick and the spacy local reporter/Dairy Queen employee routine a series of air pockets and brain cramps, the timing so off that it was as if the cue cards had been reshuffled by Ricky Jay.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:26:37 GMT";
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arnews[8] += "After seeing January Jones trash talk her way through a beer pong match with Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday night, we allowed ourselves to get our hopes up for her to take on the hosting duties of Saturday Night Live this week.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT";
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