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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41412013.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41412013.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c2b1bba34f' name='a_4b0c2b1bba34f' >A Little Bai Ling Nipple Slip for the Kids</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c2b1bba34f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "NSFW? - yikes but what do you guys think of her hair? i ask because mine is growing out of my last cut and it looks almost exactly like that, just not as square.";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:26:03 GMT</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/bai-ling/a-little-bai-ling-nipple-slip-for-the-kids-005132' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/bai-ling/a-little-bai-ling-nipple-slip-for-the-kids-005132',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c2b1bbf16e' name='a_4b0c2b1bbf16e' >A Little Bai Ling Nipple Slip for the Kids</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c2b1bbf16e').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Bai Ling, but if she can't even remember to wear a bra to a fundraiser for a children's hospital, she's a little bit retarded.";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:39:59 GMT</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2009/11/22/with-a-face-like-hers-bai-ling-better-start-bailing/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2009/11/22/with-a-face-like-hers-bai-ling-better-start-bailing/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c2b1bc3f8f' name='a_4b0c2b1bc3f8f' >With A Face Like Hers Bai Ling Better Start Bailing ;-)</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c2b1bc3f8f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "Got hot tips, pics or just want something posted send an e-mail to tips@celebdirtylaundry.com and we will be glad to post it! Beatles Holiday Poster Giveaway! In time for the holidays we are running another CDL contest.";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:31:59 GMT</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/11/19/the-return-of-lost' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/11/19/the-return-of-lost',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c2b1bc8db4' name='a_4b0c2b1bc8db4' >The Return of Lost</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c2b1bc8db4').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "The first show is titled \"LA X\" And, the space is intentional... I hear Bai Ling is coming back for 10 episodes...how exciting!";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:48:20 GMT</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/rihanna-keeps-doin-her-own-thing-strainin-nip-against-satin.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/rihanna-keeps-doin-her-own-thing-strainin-nip-against-satin.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c2b1bcdbce' name='a_4b0c2b1bcdbce' >Rihanna Keeps Doina Her Own Thing, Strainina Nip Against Satin</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c2b1bcdbce').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "Goddammit, internets, haven't we gone over this before? How many times do we have to teach you what a nip slip is? Do we need to send an especially big nipple, like one belonging to Bai Ling or Milla Jovovich , down to where you do all that informative blogging and show you in person? Cause that might be fun.";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:31:00 GMT</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.hecklerspray.com/mike-tyson-allegedly-punches-someone-people-somehow-surprised/200941420.php' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.hecklerspray.com/mike-tyson-allegedly-punches-someone-people-somehow-surprised/200941420.php',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c2b1bd29ee' name='a_4b0c2b1bd29ee' >Mike Tyson Allegedly Punches Someone, People Somehow Surprised</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c2b1bd29ee').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "You never know what you're going to get when you meet Mike Tyson. Is he going to punch you? Is he going to rape you? Both? You just don't know.";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:04:59 GMT</i>";
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