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arnews[0]="Real Salt Lake is dancing with glittery soccer stars
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arnews[0] += "SEATTLE A Here come the comparisons again: The Big Orange vs. the Big Green Jell-O Salad.";
arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:51:59 GMT";
arnews[0] += "
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arnews[1]="Thanksgiving with your special someone
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arnews[1] += "It can't be as bad as Ben Stiller's character had it. Universal Pictures Christina, I've been dating my boyfriend for three months and his family invited me to their Thanksgiving dinner.";
arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT";
arnews[1] += "
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arnews[2]="Hoffman not returning for Little Fockers
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arnews[2] += "Dustin Hoffman will reportedly not reprise his 'Meet The Parents' role in sequel Little Fockers.";
arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:18:53 GMT";
arnews[2] += "
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arnews[3]="Hoffman May No Longer Make A FOCKing Appearance, But Streisand Will
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arnews[3] += "Merrick here... In MEET THE FOCKERS, the 2004 sequel to MEET THE PARENTS, we were introduced to Bernie and Rozalin Focker .";
arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:04:39 GMT";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="Hoffman sunbs 'Fockers' return?
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arnews[4] += "Dustin Hoffman will not reprise his Meet The Parents role in sequel Little Fockers , according to Entertainment Weekly .";
arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:53:49 GMT";
arnews[4] += "
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arnews[5]="Austin Celebrity Roundup
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arnews[5] += "Michael Barnes is the Austin American-Statesman's social columnist. He lives in South Austin with his partner, Kip, two dogs and two cats.";
arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:15:52 GMT";
arnews[5] += "
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