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arnews[0] += "Here are 10 amazing quotes from Coolio's new cookbook , Cookin' with Coolio . Don't say we never did anything for you.";
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Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:49:49 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Every parent knows what a Cool Parent point is, right? You know, you earn Cool Parent points in those moments when your kids dona TMt think youa TMre a nerd, a geek, too bossy, or someone who is ruining your life.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:33:01 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "\"Billy, can I take your picture?\" He made a face and pretty much shuttered his baby blues.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:02:59 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "The new Hole record is the most important Courtney Love has crafted. Courtney Love has claimed that her new record is her most important work to date.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:13:23 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Our brethren at the Village Voice report that over the weekend , as part of the marketing strategy for expensive facsimiles of The Red Book --a recently unveiled illustrated manuscript by cultish psychoanalyst Carl Gustav Jung--our friend Billy Corgan was \"psychoanalyzed\" in NYC in front of a live audience by a live shrink.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:25:02 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Nice cape, dude. Photo by Araceli Cruz. \"The first thing that struck me was the boat,\" said Billy Corgan, onstage Saturday at the Rubin Museum, where he was being psychoanalyzed.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:31:20 GMT";
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