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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.examiner.com/x-1486-LA-Personalities-Examiner~y2009m11d21-More-Twilight-Saga-parodies-Heres-one-brought-to-you-by-Vampax-FUNNY-OR-DIE-Video?cid=channel-rss-Arts_and_Entertainment' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.examiner.com/x-1486-LA-Personalities-Examiner~y2009m11d21-More-Twilight-Saga-parodies-Heres-one-brought-to-you-by-Vampax-FUNNY-OR-DIE-Video?cid=channel-rss-Arts_and_Entertainment',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0907b0ab8ef' name='a_4b0907b0ab8ef' >More 'Twilight Saga' parodies! Here's one brought to...</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0907b0ab8ef').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "More 'Twilight Saga' parodies! Here's one brought to you by Vampax November 21, 3:39 PM LA Personalities Examiner Jorge Carreon Brandon Routh has plenty of bite in Funny or Die's \"Twilight\" parody.";
arnews[0] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</i>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/artslife/torontomag/story.html?id=248ab7f2-8dc9-4ceb-96d4-ab03ec001642' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/artslife/torontomag/story.html?id=248ab7f2-8dc9-4ceb-96d4-ab03ec001642',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0907b0b070e' name='a_4b0907b0b070e' >Superman should have flown to The Keg</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0907b0b070e').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "It's an old saw about independent films costing less than the catering budget for studio productions, so here's a new metaphor: The Canadian superhero movie Sidekick had a budget smaller than the electricity bill for just one of the sets on this summer's Superman Returns.";
arnews[1] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:00:00 GMT</i>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.officialwire.com/main.php?action=posted_news&amp;rid=38952' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.officialwire.com/main.php?action=posted_news&amp;rid=38952',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0907b0b552f' name='a_4b0907b0b552f' >'Chuck' To Return To NBC In January</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0907b0b552f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "The U.S. action-comedy spy series \"Chuck\" is to begin its third season on NBC in January, the network announced.";
arnews[2] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</i>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2009/11/21/chuck-starts-january-1th/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2009/11/21/chuck-starts-january-1th/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0907b0ba34f' name='a_4b0907b0ba34f' >a oeChucka Starts January 10th</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0907b0ba34f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "NBC has announced that the third season of \"Chuck\" will get a two night kick-off in January.";
arnews[3] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:40:29 GMT</i>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://youbentmywookie.com/entertainment/chuck-to-return-in-january-with-back-to-back-episodes-7663' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://youbentmywookie.com/entertainment/chuck-to-return-in-january-with-back-to-back-episodes-7663',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0907b0bf16f' name='a_4b0907b0bf16f' >'Chuck' To Return In January With Back-To-Back Episodes</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0907b0bf16f').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "Loading ... While it was speculated a long time ago, NBC has officially confirmed that \"Chuck\" will return in January - two months earlier than originally announced.";
arnews[4] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:58:13 GMT</i>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.collider.com/2009/11/20/brandon-routh-and-martha-macisaac-exploit-twilights-menstruation-loophole-for-comedy/' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.collider.com/2009/11/20/brandon-routh-and-martha-macisaac-exploit-twilights-menstruation-loophole-for-comedy/',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0907b0c3f8e' name='a_4b0907b0c3f8e' >Brandon Routh and Martha MacIsaac Exploit TWILIGHT's Menstruation Loophole for Comedy</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0907b0c3f8e').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "It's unnecessary to poke fun at Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon because both films are funny enough on their own.";
arnews[5] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:55:02 GMT</i>";
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arnews[6]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.kcba.com/Global/story.asp?S=11544522' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.kcba.com/Global/story.asp?S=11544522',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0907b0c8daf' name='a_4b0907b0c8daf' >NBC's Chuck returning on Jan. 10</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0907b0c8daf').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[6] += "NBC's Chuck is returning on Sunday, Jan., 10, at 9/8c with back-to-back episodes.";
arnews[6] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:56:33 GMT</i>";
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arnews[7]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.ihigh.com/penneyhornets/article_16165.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.ihigh.com/penneyhornets/article_16165.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0907b0cdbcf' name='a_4b0907b0cdbcf' >Hornets avenge '08 loss to Orrick with 51-13 win</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0907b0cdbcf').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[7] += "A year ago the Hornets' undefeated football season was brought to a screeching halt by the Orrick Bearcats.";
arnews[7] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:20:07 GMT</i>";
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arnews[8]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.ihigh.com/penneyhornets/article_16164.html' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.ihigh.com/penneyhornets/article_16164.html',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0907b0d29f0' name='a_4b0907b0d29f0' >Hornets reign in 73-0 bloodbath against Albany</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0907b0d29f0').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[8] += "The Hamilton Hornets took to their gridiron Friday, Aug. 28, and drove the Albany Warriors down the field for eleven touchdowns.";
arnews[8] += "<br><i>Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:19:56 GMT</i>";
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