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arnews[0] += "Let's just pretend you two were just wearing nice outfits this week, shall we? Oh fuck it, never mind, I can't. Dan , seriously, I get that it made your arms and chest look buff, but that shirt was otherwise disgusting.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Park Place residents Olive Holcomb, center, and Frenchie Whitmiller, left, along with Laceyville resident Marie 'Mimi' Wygrala, all celebrated birthdays this week.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:37:52 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Liviu Librescu August 18, 1930 to April 16, 2007 ~ SSG Chris \"Ski\" Rudzinski ~ August 29, 1981-October 16, 2009 Ezra Levant TomR, armed in Texas said: Charles K is today's William Buckley.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:52:41 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "They think the rich somebody else should pay for it.... SondraK, Lympian Slayer 11/17 at 02:04 PM Extra Credit Pass it on... Charles K is today's William Buckley.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:52:11 GMT";
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "Photo courtesy of E! Wanna dress like a Kardashian? The Kardashian sisters are everywhere these days.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:20:07 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "Over the weekend Mr. Mickey had a lot of flop time and watched some bad TV. The result is a small loss of brain cells and two new crushes! Okay, Joe Jonas is barely legal, but he is soooooo cute.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:45:39 GMT";
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