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arnews[0]="Lamas vs. De La Hoya: Who'd You Rather?
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arnews[0] += "Shayne Lamas - 'I Feel Bad for My Little Sisters' Reader Comments 1 ) 1. Daisy is a dirty whore!! She looks like she downed a bottle of cheap liquor and popped a handful of valium, the entire right side of her face is sagging like her fake ass boobs! Posted at 12:49AM on Oct 25th 2009 by gemini81 2. I'd do myself If I could! Posted at 12:52AM on ...";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:37:13 GMT";
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arnews[1]="Halloween costumes for the ultimate reality TV lover: girls edition
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arnews[1] += "Now that we've got a decent idea of what the guy reality TV lover can be for Halloween, it's time to cover the girl reality TV lover.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 12 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT";
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arnews[2]="Continue reading "Grand opening of Thrive nightclub"
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arnews[2] += "Mark your calendar, we now have a grand opening date for downtown's newest nightspot, Thrive.";
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Publ.Date : Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:09:39 GMT";
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arnews[3]="WWE Breaking Point: The Resurrection of the Montreal Screw Job
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arnews[3] += "Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Great, Last night, I was enjoying some pretty good football games.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:55:45 GMT";
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arnews[4]="The 20 Sexiest Ugly People
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arnews[4] += "Beauty maybe, but sexiness is definitely in the eye of the beholder. And while beautiful people get sexiness for free , ugly people have to work for it.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:48:17 GMT";
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arnews[5]="D-scene: Sept. 2-8
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arnews[5] += "Labor Day is almost upon us, and while there's plenty to do during this holiday weekend, it's the tried-and-true events whose titles often contain a day of the week that get the nod this week.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:44:00 GMT";
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