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"; arnews[0] += "The Minnesota State chapter of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws is in the process of trying to gain some momentum on campus.A Though NORML is a national organization lobbying for the rights of cannabis consumers since 1970, the group was new to MSU in the fall.A Already having undergone a leadership change, the group has ..."; arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:00:00 GMT"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="Central Subway Ground Broken
"; arnews[1] += "BOS President David Chiu With a heavy dose of coffee, free muffins and hat tips to Nancy Pelosi, the Central Subway officially broke ground today."; arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:28:32 GMT"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Matt Bearden
"; arnews[2] += "Matt Bearden is one sharp cookie. We don't just mean that as a comedian, he's bright and creative, or that his material is refreshing, well-crafted, the best kind of brainy - \"and damn funny."; arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:46:33 GMT"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Dave Chappelle Brings Out The Inner Pimp, Capitalist, Capitalist-Pimp In Us
"; arnews[3] += "Calling Dave Chappelle a comedian is a little like calling Dave Eggers a writer -- the term is accurate yet still not quite adequate, as it would put the former in the same category as, say, Dane Cook and the latter among, say, Danielle Steele."; arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:50:27 GMT"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Body found in landing gear of NY-to-Tokyo flight
"; arnews[4] += "A body was found inside a wheel well of a Delta Air Lines plane after it landed in Tokyo from New York, and Japanese authorities Monday were trying to identify the man."; arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:53:20 GMT"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="Confessions of a chocoholic: An interview with Lisa Lampanelli
"; arnews[5] += "It's no secret that Lisa Lampanelli loves the \"chocolate daddies.\" However, the acid-tongued comedienne is ready to prove once and for all that the old saying \"Once you go black, you never go back\" isn't true when she says \"I do\" to her fianc, Jimmy Big Balls, this October."; arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT"; arnews[5] += "
"; arnews[6]="Ridicule and race in social media
"; arnews[6] += "Post Civil Rights Movement, race was a term used to incite competition amongst Americans."; arnews[6] += "
Publ.Date : Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT"; arnews[6] += "
"; arnews[7]="A rabbi, a Baptist minister and a Muslim lawyer walk into a banquet...
"; arnews[7] += "A rabbi, a Baptist minister and a Muslim lawyer walk into a banquet hall . . . From Worldwide Faith News Date Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:56:36 -0500 A rabbi, a Baptist minister and a Muslim lawyer walk into a banquet hall ."; arnews[7] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 06:15:06 GMT"; arnews[7] += "
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