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"; arnews[0] += "Two Cheryl posts! Fuck yes :D Also, it annoys me that Derek Hough and his monkey looking self is in Cheryl's video."; arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:07:40 GMT"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="Warren Sapp Arrested In Miami Beach
"; arnews[1] += "The former athlete , now an NFL Network analyst, was reportedly charged with one count of misdemeanor domestic battery and is expected to stand before a judge in court on Sunday."; arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:41:48 GMT"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough Seen Showing His Ripped Abs
"; arnews[2] += "Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough seen showing his ripped abs. All the ladies out there should like this one."; arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:36:21 GMT"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Derek Buff
"; arnews[3] += "Posted at 12:38AM on Feb 6th 2010 by GIGI 5. Whoever wrote the tag line sounds like a real fag!!!! Posted at 12:38AM on Feb 6th 2010 by Christopher Nelson 6. GIVE ME A BREAK! What MORON runs through Runyan Canyon with his shirt off, with paps EVERYWHERE, in 60 degree rainy weather."; arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Super Bowl a slice for pizza parlours
"; arnews[4] += "Derek Wilken's top three signs you are at a bad Super Bowl Party: \"3. During commercial breaks your host shows videos of the family trip to Detroit; 2. The souvenir New Orleans Saints Voo Doo Dolls look suspiciously like you; 1. Host constantly telling everyone about that crazy time he went to a Who concert in 1971.\" . . . I'm thinking Jacques ..."; arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:01:48 GMT"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="Maksim Chmerkovskiy & Derek Hough's Shirtless Workout [Just Because]
"; arnews[5] += "Dancing With the Stars hunk Maksim Chmerkovskiy and twink Derek Hough apparently decided the world needed a few more beefcake photos."; arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:34:26 GMT"; arnews[5] += "
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