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arnews[0]="cheryl cole - 'parachute' single cover
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arnews[0] += "Two Cheryl posts! Fuck yes :D Also, it annoys me that Derek Hough and his monkey looking self is in Cheryl's video.";
arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:07:40 GMT";
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arnews[1]="Warren Sapp Arrested In Miami Beach
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arnews[1] += "The former athlete , now an NFL Network analyst, was reportedly charged with one count of misdemeanor domestic battery and is expected to stand before a judge in court on Sunday.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:41:48 GMT";
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arnews[2]="Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough Seen Showing His Ripped Abs
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arnews[2] += "Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough seen showing his ripped abs. All the ladies out there should like this one.";
arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:36:21 GMT";
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arnews[3]="Derek Buff
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arnews[3] += "Posted at 12:38AM on Feb 6th 2010 by GIGI 5. Whoever wrote the tag line sounds like a real fag!!!! Posted at 12:38AM on Feb 6th 2010 by Christopher Nelson 6. GIVE ME A BREAK! What MORON runs through Runyan Canyon with his shirt off, with paps EVERYWHERE, in 60 degree rainy weather.";
arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="Super Bowl a slice for pizza parlours
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arnews[4] += "Derek Wilken's top three signs you are at a bad Super Bowl Party: \"3. During commercial breaks your host shows videos of the family trip to Detroit; 2. The souvenir New Orleans Saints Voo Doo Dolls look suspiciously like you; 1. Host constantly telling everyone about that crazy time he went to a Who concert in 1971.\" . . . I'm thinking Jacques ...";
arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:01:48 GMT";
arnews[4] += "
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arnews[5]="Maksim Chmerkovskiy & Derek Hough's Shirtless Workout [Just Because]
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arnews[5] += "Dancing With the Stars hunk Maksim Chmerkovskiy and twink Derek Hough apparently decided the world needed a few more beefcake photos.";
arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:34:26 GMT";
arnews[5] += "
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