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arnews[0] += "The monkey thought 'twas all in fun. Pop! goes the KOOKSTER. B O I N G !!! B O I N G !!! B O I N G !!! ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:44:11 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "Actress Famke Janssen was spotted out in New York City yesterday. Looks like she was multi-tasking: checking messages on the run.";
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Publ.Date : Sat, 06 Feb 2010 13:42:03 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Via a surprise auction , the band raised \"as much money as possible\" for Oxfam relief to citizens of Haiti.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:20:16 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "According to an article on HollywoodReporter.com, a oeWith a tone that sounds like Twilight meets Shaun of the Dead , the story follows an existentially tormented zombie named a Ra that begins an unlikely friendship with the human girlfriend of one of his victims.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 20 Jan 2010 04:46:41 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "Coakley, Liberty vs. Tyranny [ Doug Ross @ Journal ] Any Campaign Will Make [ The Jawa Report ] Taliban Embrace Equality [ The Jawa Report ] America Occupied Haiti [ The Jawa Report ] Stephanopoulos Agrees with Barney Frank: If Scott Brown Wins, Health Care Dies [ RedState ] Morning Briefing for January 19, 2009 [ RedState ] ABC Empathizes with ...";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:36:43 GMT";
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arnews[5]="
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arnews[5] += "\" Since this is your first dose of reality sir, don't expect it to kick in until Tuesday.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:05:06 GMT";
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