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arnews[0] += "All the old ''Saturday Night Dead'' jokes no longer apply: Now in its 35th season, Saturday Night Live is a pop cultural machine that's likely to continue until producer Lorne Michaels decides to end it.";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:01:25 GMT";
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arnews[1] += "At the grade school musical, one kid appeared on stage a few shades darker than normal, which raises a question:Is blackface ever acceptable in a society as racially charged as ours?Ponder that as I report that the presentation bore no resemblance whatsoever to a minstrel show.In fact, last weeks performance of We Haz Jazz was a salute to ...";
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Publ.Date : Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:11:21 GMT";
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arnews[2] += "Will Arnett is popping up on a new primetime sitcom soon. Yes, it's the one you'd assume it is.";
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Publ.Date : Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:16:02 GMT";
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arnews[3] += "Since the end of Campaign 2008, Saturday Night Live has been more or less adrift.";
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Publ.Date : Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:33:00 GMT";
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arnews[4] += "After musician Taylor Swift brought \"Saturday Night Live\" to a surprising, hilarious season high the previous week, actress January Jones had less success bringing the humor to that level on Nov.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:43:28 GMT";
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arnews[5] += "That was some sorry swath of comedy material the writers wrapped January Jones in last night on SNL, the Rear Window parody one long whoopie cushion shtick and the spacy local reporter/Dairy Queen employee routine a series of air pockets and brain cramps, the timing so off that it was as if the cue cards had been reshuffled by Ricky Jay.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:26:37 GMT";
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arnews[6] += "January Jones tried her hand at comedy this week when she hosted Saturday Night Live .";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:53:03 GMT";
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arnews[7] += "There was a strange moment of nodding recognition at the end of the night, as I watched Jason Sudeikis and January Jones in the cloud-gazing sketch.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:32:00 GMT";
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arnews[8] += "Cell phone apps are all the rage. \"Apps,\" for the uninitiated, are the latest big thing for people with state-of-the-art cell phones.";
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Publ.Date : Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:00:03 GMT";
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