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"; arnews[0] += "All My Children: Stunned by Jake's disclosure that Annie is really pregnant, Zach, Erica and Ryan led Adam to believe that Annie is cheating on him with Scott."; arnews[0] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="TV's Coolest Moments: Barney's Alter Ego, Palin's Sit-down with Oprah and More
"; arnews[1] += "This week's Coolest Moments messed with our minds. The Prisoner made us feel dumb."; arnews[1] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:46:00 GMT"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="CW Scooplets
"; arnews[2] += "Here are some tidbits about your favorite CW shows: Gossip Girl Dan and Vanessa will become an item."; arnews[2] += "
Publ.Date : Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:16:40 GMT"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Melrose Place
"; arnews[3] += "And you better watch yours. Heather Locklear makes her scene-stealing return as Amanda Woodward, now the owner of WPK Publicity - you know, that home of our other favorite conniving blonde, Ella."; arnews[3] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:36:49 GMT"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Neil Patrick Harris, Sarah Palin
"; arnews[4] += "This week's Coolest Moments messed with our minds. The Prisoner made us feel dumb."; arnews[4] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:42:52 GMT"; arnews[4] += "
"; arnews[5]="If you are an adult and exicted to see New Moon you are a moron
"; arnews[5] += "Last year when Twilight came out I wrote a blog entitled a oe If you are an adult and excited to see Twilight you are an idiot a . Over the year since that abortion of a film came out things have changed."; arnews[5] += "
Publ.Date : Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:27:56 GMT"; arnews[5] += "
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